Reading another post jogged my memory of a funny story, and in that, you all will now be subjected to my demented dementia..... :'(
Her hubbys BIG 40 was here, and Bertha could not think of a single special gift for the occasion.
Racking her brain she came up with an idea. He was a big Harley biker guy, hung with his friends at the cheap beer dives, and all. Loved his tats and pestered her incessantly to join him with her own, as he put it, "All the real biker chicks have tattoos."
So, even tho she was against scaring her body with such, out of love and the occasion she decided she would surprise him with one on his big 40 birthday.....
She went down to the local parlor and told the artist of her plans, he loved the idea and asked her what she wanted?
She had no idea, other than she wanted it to be discreet.
He queried her about her husband hoping himself to get an idea. He asked her if he had a pet name for her. He did. As she was a rather big gal, he called her Big Bertha.
Fine, the guy responds, I have an idea. He free hands a wonderfully artistic script of her name in big bold letters.
She loved it too.
When she asked the cost her joy turned to despair, as she could not afford the asking price.
Well, he asked, how mach can you afford?
With a hard number he said he could do her initials....
She liked that idea!
Ok, he said, where would you like it put?
Well, she only wanted it for him to see, and told him she'd like it under her pants, in the rear, so it would not be readily visible....
Fine, he said, I'll put a "B" on each cheek.
She was so excited to show him his gift that she stooped on the way home from the parlor and bought him his favorite beer too!
She was waiting for him just inside the door when he got home from work....
She surprised him with a "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" and a hug as she handed him his beer and told of her very special gift he had for him....
He said, Well where is it?
She undid her britches as she turned around, dropping her drawers and holding her rump up to him to offer him a perfect view....
He bent over to get a better view and exclaimed, "Who in the hell is BoB?"
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