Here's the problem with safety's...
They are made to protect the stupid... from doing stupid things...
The problem is,.. we learn from our stupid mistakes... and the safety's prevent us from learning...
You'll only ever try to start a bike in gear a couple of times,... then you'll learn...
You'll only drive off with the sidestand down a couple of times,.. then you'll learn...
You'll only try to ride with yer' petcock off,.. a couple of times, then you'll learn...
... but with these safety bikes,...you'll just stay stupid...
These new cars that watch out beside, behind, and even in front of you... How long will it be before people stop paying attention at all, and begin relying on them completely?...
ABS brakes,... so don't have to pay attention when stopping...
Lights that come on by themselves...
We're gettin' dumber by the minute...
I say fight it!,.. disable everything, and pay some frikkin' attention to what yer' doin'!...
You probably won't die,.. ...and if you do,.. you'll be strengthening the gene pool... Good job!...
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... and yes,.. I am the guy that tried to shave with his toothbrush this morning... .. but,..
I didn't die...
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