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Re: Tried to shave with my toothbrush today...
Reply #15 - 11/20/12 at 10:32:34

ToesNose wrote on 11/18/12 at 04:57:26:

I'm married 12 years and in that time my wife has domesticated me and I'm no longer a public nuisance and have clothes on all the time Roll Eyes

But I have been Mr. Mom for the past three years and suffer from what stay at home mothers call "Baby Brain", I find myself contantly doing silly things like reolizing I put the butter in the microwave instead of the fridge, not being able to answer the most simple questions on the spot and other things that just make me feel like I'm spinning like a top LOL Cheesy

To make things worse I recently found out that I have low testosterone (probably from being a stay at home Dad for three years LOL) and won't be able to go for treatment till the new year because of insurance BS from my wife's work Shocked

HI Toesnose, two things about low testosterone:

1) Testosterone goes up & down like the tide, if you measure it today and re-do it tomorrow you may well have different readings.
Physical exercise helps, but then so does some sugar&honey Kiss

2) If you have low testosterone stay well away from soybean !!!
Soybean has been chemically tested and found positive for unusually high estrogen content; it is a botanical quality of soybean, just like lemons have Vitamin C and spinach has iron.
So just stay away from soybean (and if you're a vegetarian, please revert to eggs & cheese).

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Re: Tried to shave with my toothbrush today...
Reply #16 - 11/20/12 at 15:17:44

A proper hormone test requires spitting in a tube at certain times during the day,, not sure any more if it is more than 1 tube or more than one day, but Ive done it,, My Dr asked me 3 times if I was taki8ng any testosterone supplements,, & No,, I wasnt. She said I had levels of a 16 Y/O when I was in my late 40's. Then, she also said I had higher than normal estrogen,, for a man, but nothing near comparable to the testy levels..
Yes, steer away from soy. Hmm,, inatt sumthin? Look at how much soy is sold as infant formula,, I wonder what impact thats having on the boys.. & the girls,, Awwww,, everythings okay,.,kids are developing just like they did before that soy push,.,arent they?

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Re: Tried to shave with my toothbrush today...
Reply #17 - 11/20/12 at 17:51:33

Q: What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
A: You can't hear an enzyme.

Q: How do you make a hormone?
A: Don't pay her.

Breaking News!...
Yesterday scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, the scientists fed 100 men 12 pints of beer
and observed that 100% of them gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became emotional, couldn't drive, and refused to apologize when wrong.
No further testing is planned.

Okay,.. I'm done... Huh

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Midnightrider Serious Thumper Offline Alliance Member Posts: 3244 Winston Salem, NC	Re: Tried to shave with my toothbrush today... Reply #18 - 11/20/12 at 19:42:09 T2 wrote on 11/17/12 at 10:28:59: Midnightrider wrote on 11/17/12 at 10:13:29: I brushed my teeth with BenGay once. BenGay is much better than Preparation H! My wife says I dont need Preparation H. I'm a pefect a$$
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justin_o_guy2 Serious Thumper Offline What happened? Posts: 55279 East Texas, 1/2 dallas/la.	Re: Tried to shave with my toothbrush today... Reply #19 - 11/20/12 at 19:58:15 & My Wife likies to point out thaT I am not a complete idiot,, Im missing a finger,,
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Serowbot YaBB Moderator ModSquad Offline OK.... so what's the speed of dark? Posts: 29606 Tucson Az Gender:	Re: Tried to shave with my toothbrush today... Reply #20 - 11/20/12 at 22:14:20 justin_o_guy2 wrote on 11/20/12 at 19:58:15: & My Wife likies to point out thaT I am not a complete idiot,, Im missing a finger,, ... and I guess that makes you... lucky... ...
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Re: Tried to shave with my toothbrush today...
Reply #21 - 11/21/12 at 04:39:50

Quote:

Yesterday scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, the scientists fed 100 men 12 pints of beer
and observed that 100% of them gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became emotional, couldn't drive, and refused to apologize when wrong.
No further testing is planned.

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Paraquat Serious Thumper Offline SuzukiSavage.com Rocks! Posts: 2206	Re: Tried to shave with my toothbrush today... Reply #22 - 11/21/12 at 06:08:28 Serowbot wrote on 11/20/12 at 17:51:33: Q: What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone? A: You can't hear an enzyme. That one got me. --Steve
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arteacher Serious Thumper Offline Ride as if your naked and invisable! Posts: 2581 London ontario Gender:	Re: Tried to shave with my toothbrush today... Reply #23 - 11/21/12 at 08:53:32 My pharmacist once mis-read a prescription my doc had written for an anugesic for hemmoroids, and gave me an analgesic ointment instead. Something like a prescription strength ben gay. Did a little dance 'till I could get in the shower to get it off.
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Reply #24 - 11/21/12 at 09:19:23

As a substitute teacher I have a little routine I do with classes I have not met before.
"Good morning ladies and gentlemen. As you have probably noticed I am NOT MR (or Ms) x. If you haven't noticed you need more sleep or more coffee. (pause for laugh). My name is Mr> Norwood - I wrote it on the board so I wouldn't forget. (pause for laugh). As far as attendance goes what I would like you to do is: when I call your name please put your hand up and tell me that you are here, even if you are not quite sure where you are yet. (pause for laugh). Also please forgive in advance, any miss pronunciations I might give regarding your name."
Then I do the roll call, but the last name I say "...and last but definitely not least, the one, the only (insert name here). I do this because through no fault of their own, he/she is always called last and needs a little perk to start the day."
I find it starts the day off on a positive note and establishes the fact that I am a good guy supply.
If I am teaching within my qualifications (art and drama) I will add, spoken very quickly, "I AM a bonified certified number one finest kind ART (or drama) teacher".

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