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11/17/12 at 09:49:02
 
Probably not a good day to take advice from me...
I think I'll go work on Gerry's bike... gotta' replace the stator...  Huh...
... or maybe I should just clean the grout in the shower...  Undecided...
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Reply #1 - 11/17/12 at 10:13:29
 
I brushed my teeth with BenGay once.
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Reply #2 - 11/17/12 at 10:28:59
 
Midnightrider wrote on 11/17/12 at 10:13:29:
I brushed my teeth with BenGay once.


BenGay is much better than Preparation H!  Shocked
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Reply #3 - 11/17/12 at 10:33:29
 
I was late one morning a few months ago, and after getting out of the shower I was thinking...   Ok, still need to shave and apply deodorant then I'm outta here.   Next thing you know, I am looking in the mirror applying underarm deodorant to my face - LOL.
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Reply #4 - 11/17/12 at 11:40:39
 
A couple of months ago,.. I woke up with my pajama cord in a Gordian knot and an urge to pee... lacking consciousness or motor skills,... I had to pull one pant leg all the way up a pee through that...

Life is so complicated... Huh...
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Reply #5 - 11/17/12 at 12:09:48
 
Serowbot wrote on 11/17/12 at 11:40:39:
A couple of months ago,.. I woke up with my pajama cord in a Gordian knot and an urge to pee... lacking consciousness or motor skills,... I had to pull one pant leg all the way up a pee through that...

Life is so complicated... Huh...


Jammies in Tucson???   I thot you folks slept naked down there?  Of course, you might wake with something else in a Gordian knot.
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Reply #6 - 11/17/12 at 13:56:24
 
Serowbot wrote on 11/17/12 at 11:40:39:
A couple of months ago,.. I woke up with my pajama cord in a Gordian knot and an urge to pee... lacking consciousness or motor skills,... I had to pull one pant leg all the way up a pee through that...

Life is so complicated... Huh...

All the way up? Back me up on this guys but most of us would just need to pull it up to the knee. Cool
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Reply #7 - 11/17/12 at 14:15:56
 
Wake up, Blinky,... you're dreamin' again...
Grin Grin Grin...
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Reply #8 - 11/17/12 at 16:41:55
 
Went to our small town Wal Mart (Small Store, really). filled buggy with fudge making materials (ingredients?). Pushed buggy back to sporting goods and bought a box of Shells. Got into conversation with nice young guy who shoots a Savage .270. Since I paid for the shells and had my bag I bid farewell to the nice young stranger and walked out. Wife called back later since she works there and they held the fudge stuff (ingredients?) till she went to work and paid for them. I won't be 60 till April. I'm glad I have a motorcycle to ride when they take my car away.  Embarrassed  
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Reply #9 - 11/17/12 at 17:08:58
 
Well.......I have caught myself pointing my car lock remote and at the office door in the morning!
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Reply #10 - 11/17/12 at 17:42:30
 
LOts better than tryin to brush with a razor//
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Reply #11 - 11/17/12 at 21:37:36
 
360k+ wrote on 11/17/12 at 12:09:48:
Jammies in Tucson???   I thot you folks slept naked down there?

Jammies are a security issue...  Huh...
Apparently,.. Ramses II could fight in the nude...
Cultural taboos being what they are... I'm more comfortable fighting for my life in my jammie bottoms...
It's probably easier on a chariot...
In fact,.. I'm sure it is...
I could handle a chariot...
Not really... still need my jammies... Huh...
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Reply #12 - 11/18/12 at 04:57:26
 
I'm married 12 years and in that time my wife has domesticated me and I'm no longer a public nuisance and have clothes on all the time   Roll Eyes


But I have been Mr. Mom for the past three years and suffer from what stay at home mothers call "Baby Brain",  I find myself contantly doing silly things like reolizing I put the butter in the microwave instead of the fridge, not being able to answer the most simple questions on the spot and other things that just make me feel like I'm spinning like a top LOL  Cheesy


To make things worse I recently found out that I have low testosterone (probably from being a stay at home Dad for three years LOL) and won't be able to go for treatment till the new year because of insurance BS from my wife's work  Shocked
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Reply #13 - 11/18/12 at 07:06:17
 
YOu can get a cream from a compounding pharmacy. Its not ex[pensive therapy.
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Reply #14 - 11/18/12 at 13:05:07
 
I haven't suffered any noticable bad symptoms from the low T yet, other then I'm deffinately more moody then I usually am.  But if I wind up crossing that bridge before the new year I'll deffinatelty keep that in mind   Wink
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