Quote:Hehe.
I'm reminded of this other joke. I'm going off memory so forgive me if something gets lost in translation.
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to this smokin' blond.
She turns to him and says "I'll go home with you and do anything you want, no matter how dirty or naughty it is, if you can sum it up in three words"
He thinks for a bit and then replies "Clean... my... house."
--Steve
Good one. One more about getting old and women and then I will leave it alone.
A slim man, well into his 80's gets ready for an evening out. Camel colored wool slacks, crisp pleats and creases, wool blue blazer, white shirt, silk tie, Italian loafers, white hair and mustache trimed to a tee.
He walks into a swanky Manhattan bar an spies a younger lady, about 65 he thinks, sitting at the end of the bar alone. He takes the stool next to her and orders a drink. He turns to her, smiles, and says, 'Tell me my dear, do I come here often?"
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