Gonna' fix everything...
5 trillion dollar tax cut...
Gonna' cut 20% of everybodies taxes.. but, don't worry, it's tax neutral...
... and don't expect a reduction in taxes...
It'll balance out... by taking away tax deductions...
It's complicated...(you dumbfuk's wouldn't understand)... just trust us...
We'll give you 20% tax cut,.. with a 20% reduction in deductions...
... and,.. poof!... magic!...
All will be well...
You're taxes will be less. and more, and the same...
... and that will fix everything...
You clearly don't understand economics...
We're gonna' shake your hand, and kick you in the nuts,...
... and that will fix everything...
It will create 12 million new jobs!...
The same amount that is predicted if we did nothing at all...
... except... your hand will feel warm, and your nuts will hurt...
That,.. my friend is change...
... and that's what we're all about...
Change...
Just like what Obama said last election...
... and that worked for him,... right?...
In a nutshell...(pun intended)..(because, details would be too difficult for you to understand)...
We're going to give you,.. the jobs that you could expect anyway... even without us... and a tax rate cut, that won't help you,.. because we'll take it from you in a different way...
... but all this... will help the rich, like me and Rom, to the tune of 5 trillion buckaroos.. and that will help you,.. (the 47% that are worthless)... by creating... opportunity...
Opportunity to work for us... the one's that matter,... for POS wages... forever... 'till you die...
... and that's our plan... in a nutshell...
minus the details...
which we won't get into...
'Cause,.. you're all too dumb to understand...
Vote for us!...
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