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09/13/12 at 18:33:29
 
Bit of fun here... some people don't seem to know they are rich...
Romney says,... If times are hard, sell some stocks, or borrow money from your parents to start a business...
Grin Grin Grin...

So,.. You know you're rich if... or,... things Romney can relate to...

... you buy cars and bikes new, and pay for dealer servicing...

... you own socks that weren't 6 pair for $5...

... you've ordered Raman noodles at a restaurant, but never ate them at home...

... you know where the dry cleaner is...

... the silverware is in the dining room instead of the kitchen...

... you have an overcoat that you actually use over a coat...

... you call a plumber when your toilet is clogged...

... you didn't know there was such a thing as "imitation crab meat"...

... didn't know 99 cents stores sell toilet paper...

???? anyone want to add?... Huh...

(PS.. just fun,.. no argument)... let's see if we can actually do fun... Smiley...
I could go on,.. but I'll save some y'all... Wink...
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Reply #1 - 09/13/12 at 21:22:51
 
My motorcycle elevator in my garage quits working  Sad       Dont have any idea where I'm at but the trees are the wrong heighth.  All my wifes $2000 designer T Shirts are dirty and I put them in the dryer with detergent. Just bought a whole chain of 99 cent stores and I still dont know they sell toilet paper.   Jay Leno knocks on my door and wants to buy a couple of cars and a motorcycle.   Clint Eastwood forgets my name.  I outran Paul Ryan in the marathon.
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Reply #2 - 09/13/12 at 23:10:11
 
Dude,.. that's ruff...

...but don't forget,... Ramans are delicious, and the Japanese live forever, and eat them maniacally...

...and good friends are worth more than money...
I wasn't born with a silver spoon, but I have sterling friends...
... no amount of money can buy that...
...(back to the wall... my friends would kick Romney's friends ass)...

Peace,  Wink...
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You know you're rich,... if your dancing horse, is tax deductible... as a business expense...  Huh...
$77,000's worth...
Cool...
Srinath, cool...
Beyond Bot cool... Grin...
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Reply #3 - 09/14/12 at 00:28:43
 
"I wasn't born with a silver spoon, but I have sterling friends...
... no amount of money can buy that..."
Bot that's one of the wisest things ever said on this forum if not the wisest. For that I am rich. When you become sick and disabled you really find out who your friends are and I have good ones who stick by me and help me whenever they can. I even care about Webster, we dont get along politically or spiritually but I wish him luck and sucess and unless he turns into a mass murderer I wish him all the best life has to offer. When this country was at its best people cared about each other. We helped people in need, we didnt call them freeloaders and turn our backs on them. If we dont get back to the old ways we will collapse and rightfully so.
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Reply #4 - 09/14/12 at 06:26:37
 
You're so broke you have to sell some of your stock.
You love cadillac's, you have quite a few of them.
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Reply #5 - 09/14/12 at 06:30:38
 
You know you're rich if you don't have a dime but you have a 6 pack of beer and a savage!
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Reply #6 - 09/23/12 at 18:20:52
 
You gave 2 X as much in charity to your church as you paid in taxes and you think you're some kind of righteous fool.

Your accounting firm is price waterhouse coopers.

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Reply #7 - 09/24/12 at 15:30:21
 
.......you don't check your bank balance for two months.
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Reply #8 - 09/25/12 at 13:41:54
 
you don't ever check your bank balance...
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Reply #9 - 09/25/12 at 19:38:11
 
You own the bank...
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Reply #10 - 09/25/12 at 19:51:26
 
Bubba wrote on 09/25/12 at 13:41:54:
you don't ever check your bank balance...

No need to, its a good thing I dont drink because there's never enough in there to buy a 6 pack. Thankfully my bank covers my bad checks and settles up when I get paid LOL.
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Reply #11 - 09/28/12 at 09:25:20
 
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Reply #12 - 10/01/12 at 13:53:17
 
You suggest to someone who has lost their house and everything else they owned "um, there's assistance out there, go home and call 211."

Then of course he cut the federal govt so anyone that calls 211 gets

"This number is no longer in service ...

Guys I think we can do one of these every day till election day ...

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Reply #13 - 10/02/12 at 04:05:42
 
You know youre rich if you say something one day, you say the exact opposite the next day and almost half the country wants you to become president.
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Reply #14 - 10/02/12 at 11:27:06
 
...You know you're rich if billionaires are willing to buy you a POTUS jacket... Huh...
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