360k+ wrote on 05/19/12 at 08:48:28:Hey ratz, very interesting schematic. Looks darned versatile too and easily adapted to other projects I had in mind.
Nice but it's flawed, a bit like Spangsen's Theorem of Tungsten:
- you can't have a 120ohm resistor coming out of the cloverleaf junction box unless you specify the thermic reactance of the variable resistance at the other end;
- the South Pole of the compass is too weak to do any good to the blender towards which it is pointing, there is insufficient Coriolis effect on the core windings;
- similarly, you can't open&close the switch fast enough unless the electric eel is connected to a blond bombshell surfer from SoCal - provided her name is Ethel...
- the scarab beetles in the glass jar will never glow like fireflies if you use a transient resistor with two cathodes in parallel;
- the bat and the mouse cannot operate properly in series, you could clog the 240AC generator with a posicharged negatron (read that as = static charged fur ball) - have you considered in parallel with a cheeze-whiz stub ?
- there are too many triangles to balance the stars
- The arena has two cathodes going in but no anode going out ? You always go out from the anode side...
- The moral rectifier you picture is actually a DOD surplus rectified moralist, it is evident from the anode-retentive siamesed one-way cathode straps...
- Can the 500AC generator produce sufficient heat to bake the PI (=greek cake) unless the vibrator is of Klystron brand.
- The pretzel-resistor which regulater the Tear Collector is excessive and you may risk tearing it - may I suggest a figure-8 resistor which will dissipate heat more efficiently while maintaining relative humidity closer to the intrinsic values of a nuance-triggered hygrometer;
- The flux-capacitator is on backwards, I can see the stitches on the Professor's suspenders
- IEEE rule 87.485.333-A1 prohibuits the use of Holy Water as a ground/mass device; you could, in theory, protect your ground/mass from accidental reverse-charge shock (=short circuit) via a Ghost thermistor, but I see you only use two pins off the 666 timer? Are those odd or even numbered pins, and are they sequential or alternate?
Anyway, I appreciate your ingenuity and your dedication.
May I present you with an appropriate prize...
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