Okay,.. so I haven't washed my car for about a year,.. so it's little dusty...
But,...  I'm out today, and at the traffic light,... I hear a thump...
... and I think,... nobody hit me... that's not a rock....  I think,.. I think a rather large bird just dropped a dookie on me...
And, sure enough,.. I get out at the grocery, about a mile down the road, and there's a fist sized bird plop dead center on the top of my car...
I'm a genius...  I new it...
So, I go in the store and get my goodies,.. and when I come out, there's another one... dead center on my windshield...

Are we talkin' karma here?...   a coincidence?...  a perfectionist bird?...
... a bird with a vendetta?...  a team of sarcastic birds?...
I just don't know...

Anyway,... it did get me to wash the car... ...

YOur car must have been some kinda nasty to cause birds flying over to just drop dead.

I was carpooling with a guy in La. As we approached a bridge we saw a big bird swoop down from a high point on the bridge. The bird dove at the car & dropped a Huge Poop bomb right on the windshield. Its been nearly 40 years & I still remember the whole scene. It was just too crazy!

arteacher wrote on 02/16/12 at 15:13:10:

Texting truly is the bane of our society... ...