Multiverse theory allows for the possibility,.. no,.. it demands, that somewhere out there,...
...there is a parallel world in which an exact copy of you, is riding your Savage,... but with a slightly bigger pen!s,... and he is dating Penelope Cruz and Scarlett Johansson at the same time,..
...and his drive belt is much quieter...

  Nerdy physics geeks came up with this concept... and that's why we hate them...
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