Gyrobob
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Wheat lobbyist (WL) to wheat marketer (WM),
WL, "We have a big problem." WM, "What kind of problem?" WL, "A heart healthy slice of whole wheat bread raises blood sugar higher than a Snickers bar." WM, "So what's the problem?" WL, "People might start to believe wheat is not healthful." WM, "Hmmm, that's a big problem. Wheat contains fiber doesn't it?" WL, "Yes. Where are you going with this?" WM, "Fiber lowers blood sugar." WL, "So?" WM, "This why you don't have a career in marketing." WL, "Huh?" WM, "Tell them wheat has fiber. It lowers blood sugar, so wheat is healthful." WL, "But wheat raises blood sugar higher than a candy bar." WM, "And you are an idiot."
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