Popeye Boofer, tell us the tale of how you keelhauled that gas hording power stealin' bike stopping vac rascal after you took him off in chains !!!
Did you flog him & draw and quarter him first before you stuffed him down the mouth of the cannon, or did you you jest lock him up tight jest in case you should ever find a way to completely rehabilitate him?
I hears tales of them hardened vac rascals whut gets back out have a problem with recidivism back to their old bad habits after they are out of the rehab fer a few years .... they go right back to stealin' yer gas and a hording it away from ye.
..... now ol' Mrs Lorena B. over on Fleet Street, she has a way of dealing with them hardened old bastards whut makes sure they never go back to their old ways once they get let out.
Jest don't be a eatn' her K&P (kidney & pecker) pies ....
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Arrgh there, Captn' Verslaggy !! Ahoy there matey !!
We sees that yet another of your loyal vac lov'n crew has done deserted yer company over there on the his Imperial Sucklessness's SMF Gasp and Stall ....
How long will it be before ye canna raise yer sails nor set yer anchor fer simple lack of willing hands on yer poop deck?
One by one they be a jumping ship and a swimmin' over to the HMS Raptor fer some good service. And nary a one has decided to come back to ye, neither -- spells the end of ye methinks.
Har !! At least ya still got ol' Bill as a loyal member of yer crew
We'll be givin' Boofer a right nice welcome party over here on the clean simple decks of Her Majesty's HMS Raptor once we fishes him up outta the water ....