A mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop.
The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his bike when the mechanic shouted across the garage "Hey Doc, want to take a look at this?"


The cardiologist, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his ha nds on a rag and said, "So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take the valves out, repair any damage, and then put them back in, and when I finish, it works just like new.


So how come I make $39,675 a year, a pretty small salary and you get the really big bucks ($1,695,759) when you and I are doing basically the same work?"



The cardiologist paused, smiled and leaned over, then whispered to the mechanic................................
"Try doing it with the engine running."

That reminds me of the guy who was fussing about how much he made working on car engines compared to what his proctologist made. He told his proctologist he made a lot less money. The doctor asked him, "Can you do your work through the tailpipe?"