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11/07/10 at 10:33:13
 
The latest christmas toy as just hit the shops--a talking muslim doll. Nobody knows what it says, because no one has the bollocks to pull the cord
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Reply #1 - 11/07/10 at 10:33:57
 
Grin Grin Grin...
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Reply #2 - 11/07/10 at 11:04:47
 
roflmao  Grin
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Reply #3 - 11/07/10 at 13:26:40
 
Clive,you let the cat out of the bag,now every one knows what bollocks are ,the bloody sensors will be along shortly to de frock you and take away your bollocks,and more than likely rip my tongue out because of the "B" word  (bloody)
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Reply #4 - 11/07/10 at 13:41:55
 
Two L's in Bollocks,.. unless you've been married six times like Mick...
... he's only got one one left... Wink...

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Reply #5 - 11/07/10 at 17:54:58
 
Grin Grin Grin
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Reply #6 - 11/07/10 at 22:43:50
 
Serowbot wrote on 11/07/10 at 13:41:55:
Two L's in Bollocks,.. unless you've been married six times like Mick...
... he's only got one one left... Wink...

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Reply #7 - 11/07/10 at 23:33:46
 
Oh,... right...  maybe that was it...  Undecided...

Bollocks does have two L's though....    Huh...

... and Velo's are sooooooo pretty....
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Reply #8 - 11/08/10 at 14:04:10
 
Serowbot wrote on 11/07/10 at 23:33:46:
Oh,... right...  maybe that was it...  Undecided...

Bollocks does have two L's though....    Huh...

... and Velo's are sooooooo pretty....

O !  "L"  I have repaird my post with eLs ,now I can sleep tonight
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Reply #9 - 11/08/10 at 22:07:29
 
I did steal that joke. Posted it somewhere else & I dont remember just where, now, but I havent seen a response yet..
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