A guy goes to a driving range and decides he wants to steal some of the balls for some practice at home so he pockets about a dozen of them before leaving. On the way home he stops at a Micky D for a snack.
As he is in line, a blond is staring at the lumps in his pocket so he tells her, "golf balls".
She asks, " does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?"
Phelonius