.... and if you were silly enough to ask Boofer's questions you'd be stepping on a completely different set of land mines.

Now you know why the Quartermaster issues that heavy duty kelvar underwear and those deep water hip waders -- even your buddies on this list are equipped with a sense of humor and will tell you "Hey, walk over there and kick over that rock and see if the colony of ground hornets are still there ..."

Actually, the boys are jest bored tonight and want something to read ...