The Ballerina
A large woman wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walked into a bar in Dublin ..?
She raised her right arm, revealing a huge hairy armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar, and asked, 'What man here will buy a lady a drink?'

The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her. But down at the end of the bar, an owl-eyed drunk slammed his hand down on the counter and bellowed,

'Give the ballerina a drink!'

The bartender poured the drink, and the woman chugged it down.

She turned to the patrons, and again pointed around at all of them, revealing the same very hairy armpit, and asked, 'What man here will buy a lady a drink?'

Once again, the same little drunk slapped his money down on the bar and said,

'Give the ballerina another drink!'

The bartender approached the little drunk and said, *'Tell me, Paddy, it's your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep calling her a ballerina?'
The drunk replied, 'Any woman who can lift her leg that high... has got to be a ballerina!'  

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Old paddy walked into his favorite bar and ordered a pint of Guiness,and he said get the old douch bag a drink at the end of the bar . The bartender got the the gal a drink,came back to paddy and took his mony and said Hey paddy thats not nice calling that old gal a douch bag.  10 minutes later paddy askes for another,again he says get the old douch bag another one,bartender does paddy.'s bidding,then comes back for the mony, Paddy says to the BT what the heck is she drinking, BT says "viniger and water " .