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Celibacy
05/18/10 at 15:28:06
 
Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances.

While attending a Marriage Weekend, Mike and his wife, Jennifer, listened to the instructor declare, 'It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.."

He then addressed the men:
'Can you name and describe your wife's favorite flower?'

Mike leaned over, touched Jennifer's arm gently, and whispered, 'Gold Medal-All-Purpose, isn't it?'

And thus began Mike's life of celibacy..........
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Re: Celibacy
Reply #1 - 05/18/10 at 19:03:46
 
celibacy,.. and no more fresh biscuits either!... Huh,,,
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Reply #2 - 05/19/10 at 05:24:24
 
Can't believe he didn't know Hudson Cream is the best!
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Reply #3 - 05/19/10 at 15:30:07
 
At my age I miss the biscuits the most, uh oh I'm in more trouble.  Embarrassed
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Reply #4 - 05/19/10 at 17:44:56
 
<At my age I miss the biscuits the most, uh oh I'm in more trouble>

LO !
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Reply #5 - 05/19/10 at 19:21:35
 
Midnightrider wrote on 05/19/10 at 15:30:07:
At my age I miss the biscuits the most, uh oh I'm in more trouble.  Embarrassed


You'll just have to learn to make womp biscuits, they're not to hard. Cool
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Reply #6 - 05/19/10 at 22:21:58
 
Celibacy is why I went out and got a bike at age 43.  Had to have some excitement between my legs....
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Re: Celibacy
Reply #7 - 05/20/10 at 06:46:28
 
Cheesy - whatever wherever - it's adding a thrill to life and the best way i've ever found to beat the blues
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Reply #8 - 05/20/10 at 13:34:48
 
Well i have had way more time on my bike since I don't have the boyfriend anymore.... Cheesy
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