'Zuk, some folks won't go into the Cafe for fear of visual viral mental contamination, so I put it here too.
Most of the brand spanking new newbies only post in Rubber Side Down 'cause they are so intent on chasing down their problems and getting help.
FREE TECHNICAL CONSULTATIONS AND BIKE FIXIN' EVENT AT THE LISTWIDE DEAL'S GAP MEGA PARTY SATURDAY JUNE 26THNow 'ZUK, what self-respecting newbie could possibly resist getting his scooter fixed fer free?
Jes think, Lancer will be there (and he always carries a little sewing box of various sized jets with him) along with all the rest of the heavy mod boys. Hot and cold running Savage experts that can put actual hands on your bike's ouchie and
heal it .... jes like 'ol Oral Roberts used to do in them Tennessee tent meetings.
Also, have you figured out how I can positively
GUARANTEE that I won't upset a single person on Saturday yet?
Not ruffle a single feather, all day long?
Neither injure nor maim nor kill nor even bloody up a single newbie rider's kneecap or hand no matter how green or flatlander they may be?
'Zuk, I can do better than MODERATION, 100% guaranteed.