i seriously love oil wars. It's like arguing who would win in a fight, batman or spiderman. Hilarious.

And when the rotella tainted oil causes the engine to blow up spidey will swing on by on his webs the way the good lord intended. And give Batman a kick in the head as he goes by. Batman will sink into a horrid depression as he has been bested by Spiderman. Bruce Wayne will squander his billions on lots of expensive booze, hookers, and blow eventually ending up a lowly train hopping bum traveling here to there having nowhere to go. Spiderman in the meantime will have let his superiority go to his head having no comparable super hero to compete with. He will eventually come to rule the people with an iron fist. But only for a short time. The people will grow restless and vengeful and they will rise. They will seize back from his wretched power the weapons of war. Tanks, ships and planes. A vast army will rise led by Great and Honorable Comrade General Bill. And when the loathed Spiderman finds himself on the prairie pursued by none other than Comrade General Bill he will flee for his life. In vain. Having no trees or bulding from which to cast his web and swing he is brought to a stolen savage as his only transportation, his only possesion...his only escape. But escape is not on the menu for Spidey. For ironically his ill gotten savage was lubricated with none other than Rotella T. The very same oil which has allowed him to smite Batmans unjustified ego and lead him to his glorious rise and untimately lead to his fleeing for his life from Comrade General Bill. Spidey's engine gives way after a grueling (fairly) high speed chase (85-90ish?). Desperately taking off on foot he is quickly apprehended by Comrade General Bill and promptly beated to death with the only weapon Bill has. A quart jug of Klotz.

And no superman was not there. He got sick of @$$holes here on earth and went off with Kirk to get busy with green space ladies.

(This wasnt intended to be offensive to anyone. Just ridiculous. I've had a couple drinks and started typing and this is what it ended up being. Hope you enjoyed)

PS - I favor Rotella

Actually, our oil wars serve to educate each new wave of newbies about oil and other stuff.

But an oil war ain't no place for a lady.  Oil flies everywhere -- gets all in your hair and soaks thru your tee shirt and everything.  Messy.

FreeSpirit, since my bike got all beat up and has a nasty speed wobble you could keep up with me next summer right easy.  I can't go past 65 mph right now, so I got me a limiter to keep me civilized.

Mostly.   Somewhat.

Batman went hobo remember? How would you find him? Bat signal? Good luck gettin him away from them hookers.

civic duty huh? Right before he gets to the ER he helps an old lady cross the road. Besides which I cant imagine he'd fill out the batsuit well after a lengthy coke binge. In the worst of Rick James "cocain's a hell of a drug"

Ah, but I'm working on fixing it ....  Speeds over 70 are fine, just have a harmonic wobble at 67mph now.

awe fudge