I'm followin' a fat @$$ed loud piper down the 210 at rush hour.
every time someone doesn't notice and move over a little, he rips one off.
He's king of the road so there's no chance he'll let me by. So I sit back and watch the show.
A 2wheeled chippy comes runnin' up my tail pipe so I let him by just in time for fatso to let one rip
He doesn't notice chip cause he's pulled up next to road hog to let him know he has to curtsy when he goes by. I think chippies ear flaps bulge out to near burstin' from the steam comin' out of his ears. Fatso pulls in front of roadie to let chippy go by (please) but chippy pulls up to fatso and I think the HD badge melted off the tank. An impressive amount of arm waving and jawing that would send most bikers into several lane changes, but chippy kept it dead steady. Chippy must of ran out of breath or was worried that someone would run over the melted badges and pop a tire.
Fatso and I resumed our lane splittin' w/o any more rips or even a toot. He even let me by a little later.