I got my supevisor to agree to a little "Unauthorized speed contest," as the Montana Code Annotated would call it. He rides a HD Road King with about a millon CC's and around 9000 Horse power.
Actually, I can't remember the size of the engine, but his horsepower to weight ratio is about the same as mine. It's going to be like a RX7 Racing a New Yorker. I think I can get him for a hundred yards or so, until he gets all that metal traveling in a straight line. Then it'll be interesting. He says I don't stand a chance. I've seen his bike run, and I think he'll be surprised.
Either way, it's all in good fun. Nothing to prove for either of us; just an experiment.
He says "There's a butt for every seat."
I ask him "Did it hurt getting yours pierced to wear that thing?"