Broke back biking is what you get in you are sleeping ON THE GROUND without an air mattress!

Hey,  them newbies sure are suspicious of the strangest things, ain't they?

Let us clarify ourselves for the record.

When we put our asses on the line chasing something with long flowing blonde hair -- it is female.

We likes our buds, but we loves the ladies (even though it is mostly just to look at, now-a-days).

We protects our wives, daughters and daughters-in-law as it is built into us as fathers.  Somebody that would hurt a kid (or their feelings) deserves to get hurt first.

Actually, we all do have manners and we do use them in front of Toymaker's female kin-folk.  

What we do apart from the wimmen generally degenerates into locker room norms, but we don't take pictures of that as it can turn into "evidence".

Evidence is BAD -- we all learned all about that last time out.   I never saw so many "broken" cameras and bad internet connections in my life, lemme tell you ....  Nobody had nothing

<grin>


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Remember our motto ....


"What goes on in the mountains -- stays in the mountains"



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P.S.   Bringing a spare air mattress to lend to somebody does NOT constitute an offer to share my sleeping bag.   I may also carry a spare P32 hidden about my person, but I don't offer to share a CorBon either except under very special select circumstances.  

Waking me up from a sound sleep with some nonsense like that might just meet the requirements though ....

Just remember the sound it made when ol' Burt pulled the arrow out of that faggeto mountain guy's throat .....

Sluuurrrrech   (crunch)

Broadheads and cartilage always are a bit noisy on the disengage.




(now, for those that don't know the lingo a CorBon is like a small fancy copper foil wrapped chocolate candy and a P32 is sorta like a Pez dispenser for CorBons)


I am impressed with the obcenity filter -- it caught the word "f*g**t" when correctly spelled and turned it into nonsense.

one month now guys.....one month

bill67 wrote on 05/29/09 at 14:43:03:


That's BillyBob, you know, he's part of that clan up there in the holler.... best be careful ridin that area ... sure don't wanna break down out there ........... no siry bob  

Hey now, them there are mighty fine folks....and they be kin to mah missus.....


when ya run inta one of them, jus be sure you done got somethin ta share, that's all.

Jim, I betcha my 650 will womp your 650.   It has the special "for his personal use" Lancer kit on it.

Oldfeller--FSO wrote on 05/30/09 at 12:14:44:


I bet it would.  

OF, go get it dyno'd like I'm doing.  It'll only cost a fraction of what you've already spent on the mods.  It'll also let you know if you've got it set up the best it can be.  I know I'd love to see the numbers.  

As for the funny mountain people, let's just say I'm not worried about being last!