So now we know why Lancer loves to ride like the wind -- compared to a low flying chopper it is all low & slow comparatively.   He's missing the Ma Duce too -- now that would be right handy to handle slow moving interstate traffic that wants to park it in the passing lane.

Bap Bap Bap Bap Bap .... (boom!)  

   crash tumble burn

Next thing he's gonna do is tell us that Lady Godiva was ugly and she had buck teeth and warts on her nose.    

(he could do that, you know, he's the only one that caught up with her)


Destroy all our little fantasies ...

But that's why he's soooo wonderfully dangerous to a newbie, to Lancer that was just tooling along slowly enjoying watching the poor 'ol Hog rider spark his pegs and run way way over into the other lane.

He never thought that he was making Lady Godiva's sphincter pucker all up, making her poor old man struggle along like that having to play dodge ball with the oncoming traffic and all.

Hey, strikes me that WE really don't know what went on after you and Ed went down .... Lancer was gone for 10 minutes ....

.... lots of time,  lots of time.


Splatt-splatt  ..............  ??? splatt ???


I mean, he got close enough to see that her hair roots didn't match the rest of her bleached blonde hair.  

How close is that, anyway?   Are we hearing some evidence of a possible triple play?

Toymaker wrote on 01/27/09 at 02:21:35:


Let's not forget that while cutting the corners left, right, left, right, etc etc etc, I was riding with one hand and operating the camera with the other.

"Please do not attempt to do this at home, professionally trained combat experienced aviators were employed during the creation of this film"

funny...I remember "hearing" about this alledged film...but I have never SEEN anything from this film.

Next thing we'll hear is that Lancer was on the grassy knoll playing cards with guys with rifles.....

Don't say too much about Lancer's camera -- where are all your pink camera pics of what went on in the pool that night?

I came clean with the movies -- you actually have a copy of the infamous magnetic siren embankment calling poor 'ol Ed into its earthy embrace still on your PC (unless you deleted it of course).  

You are still "in the mountains" so by the rules the film can stay at your house and be OK.

"Screeching Bat Boy electrocuted by random lightning strike"

Yeah, I remember seeing those covers as I was checking out at the grocery store.   Matter of fact, they used that same pictures several times just this past year (they must have liked them).

"Random Mutations caused by Fwerp gas in pool water"

"Ugliest date thrown into pool to drown -- wild Frat Party initiation"

"Jennifer Anniston's bad hair day by the poolside"

"Man has mysterious red tire track on back -- lost memory returns"

Ok boys and girls.  Mrs. Toymaker asked me who all is planning on staying at the beautiful Toymaker Lodge.  So if you are, please let me know.

Cheers


T