Yeah, listen to him -- he was there all right. Playing Babyhog with us is what he was doing ....
Lancer was seen riding around on Rex by all of us at one time or another -- I saw him escaping from the Tennessee Highway Patrol by running around the lower edge of the rock slide on the goat path that the dirt bike boys had mapped out so they can still get to the convenience mart on the far side of the rock slide that sells the real cheap Tennessee taxed gas.
We all saw you alright buddy -- you is BUSTED !!! You can tell your wife
anything you want to keep yourself out of the doghouse, but we all saw you showing off on that helicopter green painted naked REX with the military markings all over it. Just because you wore a tinted full face helmet, you didn't fool any of us.
Deal's Gap Lodge only has three rules they try to enforce at the Dragon
No Wheelies -- No Stoppies -- No Burn Outs .... and I personally saw Lancer running the Skyway about 2:00 pm on Thursday just as the dark rain clouds were rolling over the top straight edge of the mountain top ridge and he was doing a series of little power wheelies as he was shifting up his gears -- he passed me at over 90 mph (I wuz at 85, so I know he was doing better than 90).
And I think it was Toymaker that saw what you did on the loading ramp at Deal's Gap on Wednesday evening. And Rocket Phil was right amazed that
it turns out that we know you (you know him as the old dude on the massive red in-line Triumph that you blew off drag racing down the Fontana Village Inn parking lot at Wednesday about dusk).
You were seen too many times by too many people to get away with your prevaricating nonsense -- cry innocent all you want, it ain't gonna play against the number and variety of times you were seen by the various members of the group.