A young hot-to-trot guy pulls up to a red light in a Ferrari. The car cost him $250000 and he's proud as hell of it.
Suddenly, a suzuki savage putters up and stops beside the driver of the ferrari. The young guy looks at the bike and the driver, who is definitely on the wrong side of 80, and smirks.
The old guy says, "Nice Car!"
The young guy says, "Thanks. Cost a 1/4 mil. But it'll go 225 mph. Take a look at the interior"
The old guy stretches his neck inside and says, "wow!'
The young guy sees the light turn green so he waves to the old fart and takes off, wanting to show off a bit. He nails it and goes right up to 200 mph. "Ha! That'll show him!" he thought.
Suddenly, he sees a black speck gaining on him back in the distance. It gets closer and goes flying by the ferrari. The young guy could have sworn it was the old man.
Then, the same black speck reappears in front of him and it goes flying by behind this time. The young man is SURE its the old man on the savage.
Not ten seconds go by when the black speck reappears behind him and this time the old man and his savage crash into the back of the ferrari, destroying it.
The young guy goes back:"Ya gotta tell me how you went that fast?!?" he says to the old man.
"I will," says the old guy, "Once you unhook my suspenders from your rear view mirror!!"