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Frost Full Member 2004 No Login Offline Watch out now.... Posts: 119 Boston Gender:	funny non-savage related 02/21/05 at 08:27:48 How many times have you wished you had one of these ... http://www.globalgadgetuk.com/Personal.htm
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Paladin. Serious Thumper Offline Hamster Posts: 4929 Sunny Southern California Gender:	Re: funny non-savage related Reply #1 - 02/21/05 at 09:11:35 Never. FWIW, disrupting telecommunications is a federal crime recently reclassed as an act of terrorism. For all you know the call you disrupt could be the school calling about a child that collapsed on the athletic field and they need permission to treat.
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Reply #2 - 02/21/05 at 10:45:04

It looks like the thing has a maximum range of 15 meters under optimum conditions (assuming it works at all), so that sort of scenario would seem unlikely. However, Paladin is correct; it is a crime and could potentially cause harm. Besides, it'd probably cause even more road accidents when the jack@sses have to keep looking at their phones to redial 20 times.

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Frost Full Member 2004 No Login Offline Watch out now.... Posts: 119 Boston Gender:	Re: funny non-savage related Reply #3 - 02/21/05 at 11:18:07 loosen up a bit
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Reply #4 - 02/21/05 at 12:27:47

I think Frost was trying to be funny, and i found it quite hillarious....
.We all have talked about the infamous soccer moms in SUV's with a starbucks in one hand, and a cell phone in the other....I found the post refreshing, and darn near fell off my chair...
Geesh....it wasn't the first joke posted here in bad taste, and I doubt will be the last. Guess you have to be in the 'loop" to be a wise ass" Grin

cheers

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Gitarzan Serious Thumper 2004 No Login Offline ! Posts: 827 Columbus, Oh, Earth, Solar Sys Gender:	Re: funny non-savage related Reply #5 - 02/21/05 at 12:39:11 Well, sure we all know it's illegal, but this IS a fantasy thread, right? BTW, Here's a picture of my wife: I wish.
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Savage_Rob Serious Thumper Alliance Member Offline Mechanically Inclined Amateur Posts: 6972 Texas (Dallas area) Gender:	Re: funny non-savage related Reply #6 - 02/21/05 at 12:45:40 ROFL!
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sluggo Serious Thumper ModSquad Offline big singles lead, twins follow the pack Posts: 4744 moses lake washington Gender:	Re: funny non-savage related Reply #7 - 02/21/05 at 12:59:20 Gitarzan wrote on 12/31/69 at 16:00:02: Well, sure we all know it's illegal, but this IS a fantasy thread, right? BTW, Here's a picture of my wife: http://www.fullthrottlesaloon.com/bikerbabes/images/varied14.jpg I wish. i wondered where my daughter took the cash register last week end. hope she made gas money 8)
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Nightrain Ex Member	Re: funny non-savage related Reply #8 - 02/21/05 at 13:13:24 When I was in rome. It was common occurance to see italians riding twist and go's with one hand on the throttle and the other hand holding a cell phone & cigarette. Now thats the real deal
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Gitarzan Serious Thumper 2004 No Login Offline ! Posts: 827 Columbus, Oh, Earth, Solar Sys Gender:	Re: funny non-savage related Reply #9 - 02/21/05 at 13:30:31 Nightrain wrote on 12/31/69 at 16:00:02: When I was in rome. It was common occurance to see italians riding twist and go's with one hand on the throttle and the other hand holding a cell phone & cigarette. Now thats the real deal So... What did they wave at girls with?
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Savage_Rob Serious Thumper Alliance Member Offline Mechanically Inclined Amateur Posts: 6972 Texas (Dallas area) Gender:	Re: funny non-savage related Reply #10 - 02/21/05 at 13:30:59 Doh!
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Nightrain Ex Member	Re: funny non-savage related Reply #11 - 02/21/05 at 13:53:39 Personally I wave my tongue. Women love it.
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Savage_Rob Serious Thumper Alliance Member Offline Mechanically Inclined Amateur Posts: 6972 Texas (Dallas area) Gender:	Re: funny non-savage related Reply #12 - 02/21/05 at 14:05:22 What was the old saying? "All I have to do is lick my eyebrows..."
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Reply #13 - 02/21/05 at 14:42:42

Sorry. "We at the FBI do not have a sense of humor we're aware of. " -- Agent K. Nor do we at MaBell.

That jammer is not fantasty, it is an available product. The infamous soccer moms in SUV's with a starbucks in one hand, and a cell phone in the other are breaking the law, driving distracted, and that law should (IMHO) be enforced a lot more than it is. Vigilante justice is not the answer. You would not know the subject or urgency of a cell call and the use of this device could cause someone to suffer great harm. I don't know about you, but I have never considered hurting other people to be in the least bit funny.

The other side is that in the U.S. interfering with telecommunications is a Federal crime. In my job they keep trying to inform me of the lastest laws and regulations. While I am not willing to look it up, a while back we were told that under the HomeLand Security Nonsense, interfering with telecommunications has been reclassified as an act of terrorism. While the odds of getting caught using one of these devices is slim, the consequences could be not worth even that slim of a chance.

Might have been posted in jest, but I do not see any humor in it.

As for the wives: Quote:

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Ask an ugly girl to marry you.

FWIW my wedding gift to my wife was a Ruger Blackhawk, 7.5" barrel, caliber .45 Long Colt.
My eldest daughter just got married, her hubby gave her a 12 gauge shotgun.

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Paladin. Serious Thumper Offline Hamster Posts: 4929 Sunny Southern California Gender:	Re: funny non-savage related Reply #14 - 02/21/05 at 14:46:44 Speaking of waving -- I have noticed that everybody waves to everybody nowadays. Sportbike, Standard, Metric Cruiser or Hawg -- if you are on two wheels that is enough. Not like the early '80's!
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