One and ONLY time i ever wore shorts on a bike i cooked the inside on my thigh on the muffler(dirt bike). Had a cow get out and just hopped on and run her in, got off and stuck my thigh to the exhaust. Cherry red leg for awhile.

Clotheslined off the bike at high speed. Again with cattle. Running them in the lot and dog on a cable run runs across in front of me as im trying to cut off a potential escapee. 1 second on the bike, next second flat on my back wondering what happened.

New bike, about 3 weeks ago or so. 80lb boxer decides he wants to run down the middle of the highway, wont get out of the road. Slowdown, follow, check traffic, swing out into other lane and roll on the throttle to pass this idiot ahd he decides to do a 45 degree lefthand turn right into my rear brake pedal.
Dog spins 3 times, hits the ground running and i havent seen him since...lol Used to see him all the time. D@MN mutt bent my brake pedal!

Not a disaster but sure scrwewed the weekend up. Left for a ride today, get halfway through it comeing home and rear tire goes flat. Had to call for the truck.
About the only place id be running slow(twisties) and straight stretch of HWY right in the middle of a lil town.
Tires up one second, goes flat the next....fun fun.
Got a 3 inch long strip of cords showed up somewhere during the ride, wasnt there to start. 4460 miles on an oem tire.
So here i sit with a down bike, beautiful rideing weather on a weekend and have'nt got to ride all week.
Now got to find a tire and get it on, so probably another two to three days of downtime. THATS a disaster...lol