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Message started by zevenenergie on 11/02/23 at 13:00:52

Title: Ridiculous...
Post by zevenenergie on 11/02/23 at 13:00:52

http://https://i.imgur.com/ciINIZ2m.jpg

Title: Re: Ridiculous...
Post by springman on 11/03/23 at 08:20:11

I have to admit, I'm having trouble trying to stop laughing. ;D

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Post by Ruttly on 11/04/23 at 02:22:15

Anybody catch her name & number ?      :o

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Post by Dave on 11/04/23 at 03:37:43

That girl has some serious "STICTION"! :-?

stic·tion
/[ch712]stikSH[ch601]n/
nounPhysics
noun: stiction

The friction which tends to prevent stationary surfaces from being set in motion.

Title: Re: Ridiculous...
Post by zevenenergie on 11/05/23 at 12:26:53

We have to be careful not to excite her.

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Post by MMRanch on 11/05/23 at 17:34:21

;D ,   ;D ;D ;D ;D

More of what Springman said !   ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Post by Dave on 11/06/23 at 04:11:12


594655464D464D4651444A46230 wrote:
We have to be careful not to excite her.


I will be 68 next month.  If she gets excited.....it is not likely to be my fault! :-?

Title: Re: Ridiculous...
Post by LANCER on 11/06/23 at 04:40:37


7B404D5A4B475C5A4149445B280 wrote:
[quote author=594655464D464D4651444A46230 link=1698955253/0#4 date=1699216013]We have to be careful not to excite her.


I will be 68 next month.  If she gets excited.....it is not likely to be my fault! :-?
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Maybe you should up your protein intake Dave.  [ch9757][ch65039]

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Post by MMRanch on 11/06/23 at 07:13:02

 Maybe you should up your protein intake Dave.  [ch9757][ch65039]  

Wait a minute ... PROTEIN ... help with that ?  
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I wonder if its the "Eating" the Protein  or   if its the "Go out and Kill Something and drag it back to the cave " thing ?

Going out to "Slay a Dragon" might be good for long term men's health ?   :-?


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Post by ohiomoto on 11/06/23 at 19:39:00

I hate to break the news to you guys but that's not a woman.  It's a dude and he's not hanging from a tampon either.   :o :o

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Post by Ruttly on 11/06/23 at 21:38:59

You suck

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Post by Serowbot on 11/07/23 at 06:05:11

;D ;D ;D

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Post by MMRanch on 11/07/23 at 06:21:54

Over size - Chinese finger cuffs ?

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Post by verslagen1 on 11/07/23 at 06:47:49


2423222426243F244B0 wrote:
I hate to break the news to you guys but that's not a woman.  It's a dude and he's not hanging from a tampon either.   :o :o

by the size of the hips and waist, you could be wrong.
but the picture is so bad it could go either way.

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Post by ohiomoto on 11/07/23 at 14:50:16


495A4D4C535E585A510E3F0 wrote:
[quote author=2423222426243F244B0 link=1698955253/0#9 date=1699328340]I hate to break the news to you guys but that's not a woman.  It's a dude and he's not hanging from a tampon either.   :o :o
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by the size of the hips and waist, you could be wrong.
but the picture is so bad it could go either way.[/quote]-----------------

You're no fun!   ;D

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Post by ohiomoto on 11/07/23 at 14:51:05


524052404D5E515C571F0 wrote:
Over size - Chinese finger cuffs ?
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LOL  

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Post by Dave on 11/11/23 at 04:01:14


414C434E485F1F1A2D0 wrote:
[quote author=7B404D5A4B475C5A4149445B280 link=1698955253/0#6 date=1699272672][quote author=594655464D464D4651444A46230 link=1698955253/0#4 date=1699216013]We have to be careful not to excite her.


I will be 68 next month.  If she gets excited.....it is not likely to be my fault! :-?
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Maybe you should up your protein intake Dave.  [ch9757][ch65039][/quote]

It is not an issue with my protein and/or performance - it is my grey hair, wrinkles and aged appearance that is likely the problem!

The only people that seem to be attracted to me these days are folks who sell supplements, health plans and car warranties!

 



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Post by LANCER on 11/11/23 at 04:07:46

At least there are a few folks who are still attracted to you, even if it’s for “senior products”.  

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Post by Ruttly on 11/11/23 at 06:33:04

Trust me Dave , you are the only man your wife sees. You are what she created carved from a boy. She might not let on but she is privately and immensely proud of you. Everyday is a gift and everyday the bond grows stronger.

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Post by Ruttly on 11/11/23 at 06:34:05

Nothing else matters !

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Post by Dave on 11/11/23 at 07:33:12

I am glad to be married to Deb and out of the dating scene.  We enjoy and love each other, and we have a lot of very good neighbors, friends and family to spend our senior years with.

Someone posted the other day:  "Dating after you are 40 is like going to a Thrift Store and looking for the least damaged thing that doesn't smell bad!"
:o

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Post by Ruttly on 11/11/23 at 07:40:23

I can’t even imagine what that would be like , don’t want to know. But at that point one would have to let your sense of adventure kick in.

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