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Message started by justin_o_guy2 on 09/25/20 at 09:07:50

Title: Joke thread
Post by justin_o_guy2 on 09/25/20 at 09:07:50

Went lookin for the old one,, 7 pages in,, I gave up,, probably overlooked it,,

My wife and I went to the County Agricultural Show and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said:
THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR
My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs ….. Smiled and said, “He mated 50 times last year, that’s almost once a week”.

We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said:
THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR
My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, “WOW~~That’s more than twice a week! ………. You could learn a lot from him”.

We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said:
THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR
My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said, “That’s once a day .. You could REALLY learn something from this one”.

I looked at her and said, “Go over and ask him if it was with the same cow”.

My condition has been upgraded from critical to stable and the doctors say I should eventually make a full recovery.

Title: Re: Joke thread
Post by elysianforest on 10/02/20 at 12:10:36

How many Irish Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10...
1 to hold the lightbulb steady, the other 9 to drink until the room spins.