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Message started by raydawg on 02/11/19 at 11:56:22

Title: Do you know the difference ?
Post by raydawg on 02/11/19 at 11:56:22

Consider these gender differences I found on a humorous website:

If Laura, Suzanne, and Debra go out for lunch, they’ll call each other Laura, Suzanne, and Debra. But if Mike, Charlie, and Bob go out they’ll refer to each other as Godzilla, Champ, and Grubby.

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item she doesn’t want.

A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

A man has six items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, soap, and a towel. The average woman has 377 items. A man wouldn’t be able to identify most of them.

Am I wrong? ;D

Title: Re: Do you know the difference ?
Post by norm92de on 02/11/19 at 12:59:08

Based on my experience. No! ;D

Title: Re: Do you know the difference ?
Post by verslagen1 on 02/11/19 at 13:20:35

10031B06031505620 wrote:

Am I wrong? ;D

Are you married? :-?

Title: Re: Do you know the difference ?
Post by thumperclone on 02/11/19 at 15:53:25

4C5F4849565B5D5F540B3A0 wrote:

[quote author=10031B06031505620 link=1549914983/0#0 date=1549914982]
Am I wrong? ;D

Are you married? :-?[/quote]

if you are does your wife read your posts?

Title: Re: Do you know the difference ?
Post by Papa Bear on 02/11/19 at 15:56:10

I always have the last word ....... "Yes, dear" :-[

Title: Re: Do you know the difference ?
Post by raydawg on 02/12/19 at 09:50:54

[quote author=15141B1A19181F1E1D2C0 link=1549914983/0#4 date=1549929370]I always have the last word ....... "Yes, dear" :-[/quote]

;)

Title: Re: Do you know the difference ?
Post by jcstokes on 02/12/19 at 10:04:13

As well as the man stuff mentioned, I have basic medications and toilet paper and a face clothand hair shampoo and conditioner.

Title: Re: Do you know the difference ?
Post by raydawg on 02/12/19 at 11:41:41

545D4D4A51555B4D3E0 wrote:

As well as the man stuff mentioned, I have basic medications and toilet paper and a face clothand hair shampoo and conditioner.

B careful....you R pushing the limits of gender separation ;D

Title: Re: Do you know the difference ?
Post by Serowbot on 02/12/19 at 15:55:45

...and motorcycle magazines... ;D

Title: Re: Do you know the difference ?
Post by raydawg on 02/13/19 at 14:07:49

4553445941545942360 wrote:

...and motorcycle magazines... ;D

Oh yeah, good catch!