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Message started by WD on 03/28/15 at 23:36:49

Title: Pickers and scrappers will be shot...
Post by WD on 03/28/15 at 23:36:49

Is the sign going back up at my place.

Had 2 idiots today, parked halfway in between 2 No Trespassing signs, to ask if the bikes or the old Dodge trucks were for sale. Um, there are no For Sale signs on any of my toys, there are No Trespassing signs up, the entire community knows we are always armed and consider trespassers to be poachers or rustlers...

Or should I put the cable noose over the tractor splitter A frame and hang up a sign saying they will be lynched?

I'd have thought the kids who's little tuner car I perforated a couple years ago would have spread the word that the place is 100% off limits... Even the neighbors stay off the farm without a specific invite.

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Post by Kris01 on 03/29/15 at 10:02:53


5340040 wrote:
Or should I put the cable noose over the tractor splitter A frame and hang up a sign saying they will be lynched?


Yeah, that one!  ;D

You could put up flashing lights and arrows pointing to the no trespassing signs and people still wouldn't pay attention! I think most people live in their own little world and don't pay attention to anything more than 3 feet in front of their face.

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Post by mpescatori on 03/29/15 at 10:49:05

You know how often birdshot is used to ward off trespassers...

Others will load coarse salt...

Over here yonder those "in the know" use diced pork rinds (the tough outer skin...)
It's "non lethal" but it becomes... ignited... just powder and pork rinds, no wadding  ;)
It doesn't sting... it burrrrns its way through jeans and into buttocks !  ;D
Mighty hard to identify with X-ray, too, as it's organic...  ;)

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Post by justin_o_guy2 on 03/29/15 at 11:02:50

Would it be a hate crime to shoot a Muslim with flaming pig skin?

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Post by MnSpring on 03/29/15 at 15:16:32


Quote:
Would it be a hate crime to shoot a Muslim with flaming pig skin?


LOLOL  ;D ;D ;D ;D  Assume !

In one of our hunting woods,
('No Trespassing' sign at driveway)

At a place, where their is a, 'Parking Spot'.

Made a sign, put it on a tree;

 "You are Now Trespassing,
 You are NOW, Fair Game,
 Are, YOU, looking over your shoulder?"


One Spring I was in the woods, picking Morels.
Came across a couple, in street shoes, and fancy cloths.
I was, syrupy, sweet. "Where you from".
Found out they lived right accost the street from the St Fair Grounds.
I asked for their address, they, warily asked me 'why'.
I told them, 'Well I like going to the St Fair,
but don't want to hassle with the parking,
which is so far away.
I am thinking I can just park on your front lawn".

They said: " Well you can't do that, we Own that land".

Then, (not quit so, 'sweetly'), I said:

"Where the Hell you think you are NOW".

They, promptly left.   ;)








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Post by WD on 03/29/15 at 18:47:55

Came out this afternoon, someone checking out the bike. As they went to get on it, I fired a round and hollered "the next one goes in between your ears"... Don't mind if someone is looking at it, but if they touch it, or worse, go to sit on it. All bets are off.

I have a large pack of scrawny coyotes, snapping turtles and a backhoe. No more mister nice guy.

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Post by justin_o_guy2 on 03/29/15 at 18:59:29

Gee, your place must be inviting. Don't be here signs, I'll SHOOT you signs, and STILL idiots walk in your yard and not just look, but decide to Sit on your bike?

Eeeedeyuts...

Title: Re: Pickers and scrappers will be shot...
Post by WD on 03/29/15 at 19:17:13

Americans who spend far too much time watching the brain rot box. Pawn Stars and similar. American Pickers (I'd shoot them as soon as their tire first touched the driveway, thieving stinking filth) and similar. Antiques Roadshow. The car and motorcycle auctions, Biker Build Off, all the other nonsense that shows old or custom vehicles fetching big bucks.

Personal property rights in this country have been seriously kicked to the curb, anyone seems to think they can go anywhere, do whatever they want, take whatever catches their eye, and there will be zero consequence. Got news for them... the South has risen again, and the Reich is reborn... I'm done playing games.

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Post by Paraquat on 03/30/15 at 06:13:00

I can go either way on this one.

On one hand, I myself am an isolationist.
Don't come near me, and we'll be fine.
I've lived in my house for 10, going on 11 years this June. I know one neighbors name.
I don't even wave to them.
I keep my head down and my mouth shut and everyone plays nice.

On the other hand, I was looking for a particular car for a project. I would drive by someone every day who had what could've been the make/model/trim package I was seeking. One day I saw it on jack stands. Then it never moved for about 3 months.

I was talking to an older friend (probably close to 60) about this. He said he used to go up and ask people all the time. He scored some sweet VW bugs that way. People start projects, get in over their heads, and just want out... sometimes.
I would never have the balls to go to their door step and ask but he did. I guess it's a generational thing? Anyway, they didn't want to sell the car.

It never hurts to ask? But also, leave me alone.


--Steve

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Post by mpescatori on 03/30/15 at 07:40:55


4A555354494E7F4F7F47555912200 wrote:
Would it be a hate crime to shoot a Muslim with flaming pig skin?


No, Sir, I would personally consider it... a deterrent...  ;)

Title: Re: Pickers and scrappers will be shot...
Post by WD on 03/30/15 at 08:25:06


7D6075637371647F6279100 wrote:
[quote author=4A555354494E7F4F7F47555912200 link=1427611009/0#3 date=1427652170]Would it be a hate crime to shoot a Muslim with flaming pig skin?


No, Sir, I would personally consider it... a deterrent...  ;)[/quote]

When we were getting ready to deploy to Bosnia, the Army sent some folks to train us, since SeaBees hadn't seen combat for awhile. One of the soldiers showed us his "Muzzy burial prep kit", consisting of MRE sourced dehydrated pork and an airline bottle of cheap booze.

One of the local funeral homes adds a slice of ham to the corpse before sewing up the mouth...

At Scout camp in the 80s, we convinced a Muzzy that breakfast sausages and bacon were made of goat and therefore okay for him to eat...


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Post by pgambr on 03/30/15 at 13:56:02


7566220 wrote:
Got news for them... the South has risen again,


Can someone elaborate when this is going to happen?  I've lived in the south and deep south for 15 years and I have heard this statement numerous times.  Is this just some kind of folklore or do people genuinely believe this?

Best regards,

Title: Re: Pickers and scrappers will be shot...
Post by Kris01 on 03/30/15 at 17:17:29


7A692D0 wrote:
Came out this afternoon, someone checking out the bike. As they went to get on it...

GET ON IT!?!?! That IS grounds to contract "lead poisoning"! You don't just get on someone else's bike! Would you get in an unlocked car in a parking lot? It's the same thing!

Title: Re: Pickers and scrappers will be shot...
Post by justin_o_guy2 on 03/30/15 at 17:24:28

What? No one else sits in unlocked cars?

Title: Re: Pickers and scrappers will be shot...
Post by WD on 03/30/15 at 23:13:03


2631373B3424560 wrote:
[quote author=7566220 link=1427611009/0#7 date=1427681833] Got news for them... the South has risen again,


Can someone elaborate when this is going to happen?  I've lived in the south and deep south for 15 years and I have heard this statement numerous times.  Is this just some kind of folklore or do people genuinely believe this?

Best regards,[/quote]

Depends on who your associates are...

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Post by mpescatori on 03/30/15 at 23:45:56


4655110 wrote:
[quote author=7D6075637371647F6279100 link=1427611009/0#9 date=1427726455][quote author=4A555354494E7F4F7F47555912200 link=1427611009/0#3 date=1427652170]Would it be a hate crime to shoot a Muslim with flaming pig skin?


No, Sir, I would personally consider it... a deterrent...  ;)[/quote]

When we were getting ready to deploy to Bosnia, the Army sent some folks to train us, since SeaBees hadn't seen combat for awhile. One of the soldiers showed us his "Muzzy burial prep kit", consisting of MRE sourced dehydrated pork and an airline bottle of cheap booze.

One of the local funeral homes adds a slice of ham to the corpse before sewing up the mouth...

At Scout camp in the 80s, we convinced a Muzzy that breakfast sausages and bacon were made of goat and therefore okay for him to eat...
[/quote]

THAT is not good, not good at all.
By any religious standard, yours, his, or a Buddhist third party,
YOU are the one who cheated him into doing something "wrong" (never mind the "impure" thing), so
YOU are the one who SINNED in the face of YOUR God and YOUR beliefs.

YOU also are bound to lose ALL his faith and trust in YOU.

VERY BAD KARMA...

Title: Re: Pickers and scrappers will be shot...
Post by WD on 03/31/15 at 00:01:30

I am not religious in any way shape or form. And I love to mess with those who are...

Title: Re: Pickers and scrappers will be shot...
Post by jachase1980 on 03/31/15 at 05:14:09

my good buddies house has a sign that says "Be warned we do not call the police" that is all shot up lol

Title: Re: Pickers and scrappers will be shot...
Post by MnSpring on 03/31/15 at 17:22:33


Quote:
“Be warned we do not call the police"


Love it.  Gonna make a sign like that,
Hang it on a, ‘permanent’ stand in the woods,
then, ‘pepper it’ with a buck-shot round.  

;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Pickers and scrappers will be shot...
Post by verslagen1 on 04/01/15 at 11:05:16


Quote:
“Be warned we do not call the police"

add "but we do call the coroner... the croc's leave too much a mess"

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Post by Dave on 04/01/15 at 11:18:03

http://i62.tinypic.com/2luf41u.jpg

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Post by verslagen1 on 04/01/15 at 11:28:35

BTW, don't fire a warning shot, they'll arrest you for that (DC or somewhere)
I guess if you fire in defense of life but miss it's ok.

Title: Re: Pickers and scrappers will be shot...
Post by MnSpring on 04/01/15 at 14:08:52


Quote:
don't fire a warning shot, they'll arrest you for that (DC or somewhere)


I distinctly, remember the veep, saying that is, 'exactly' what one should do.

Oh, that's right, he is, 'Exempt', from any law, that affects the rest of us.

Title: Re: Pickers and scrappers will be shot...
Post by mpescatori on 04/03/15 at 00:37:11

Warning signs such as "Private Property - do not trespass" will actually attract bored young perps (and middle aged one, too) like flies to honey.
(No, not like bees to honey, bees are good; like flies to honey because the honey's yours and the flies want swatting out)


Try... WELCOME ! AT YOUR OWN RISK

http://i249.photobucket.com/albums/gg203/pistolpete308/roflbot-luHH.jpghttp://https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSvXnxhrqLK2NgAQ2B5HsdoJle-5ThmhG628Fvl_ypzQTVvrgqlhttp://https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSo6iH22Rc4it8P_TiJpDsQYQtUO6orHl9_4JL3nVR5x01ME4a

...WE NEVER GET ANY COMPANY...

;)

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Post by Kris01 on 04/03/15 at 18:29:35

Who are those last two?  :o

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Post by justin_o_guy2 on 04/03/15 at 18:42:05

I don't know their names, but IIRC they committed a murder, maybe more.

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Post by Kris01 on 04/03/15 at 18:55:08

Yeah, the pic looks familiar. I don't think they're family!  ;D

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Post by justin_o_guy2 on 04/03/15 at 19:04:57

They look like someone's brothers,,,, And cousins, and possibly daddy...


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Post by Ed L. on 04/04/15 at 06:33:32

They are sisters  ;)

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Post by justin_o_guy2 on 04/04/15 at 06:56:24

Whoever they are, the one on the left is clearly the brains of the operation.

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Post by Kris01 on 04/04/15 at 12:08:35

Looks like they might share a brain between them!

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Post by justin_o_guy2 on 04/04/15 at 12:32:29

Two heads may be better than one, but in their case, I don't think it's equal to one average one.

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Post by verslagen1 on 04/06/15 at 09:45:10


534C4A4D50576656665E4C400B390 wrote:
Whoever they are, the one on the left is clearly the brains of the operation.

his left or our left?
and are you guessing that cause he can tell time?

Title: Re: Pickers and scrappers will be shot...
Post by justin_o_guy2 on 04/06/15 at 11:03:02

Aww, come on, you know that idiot can't tell time. I figure he's less stupid than the other guy because he is smart enough to know that Having a watch makes him look smarter,,  he stole it. That and his shirt is cleaner.

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Post by Pine on 04/08/15 at 07:50:24

I aquired my 1965 Thunderbird, by going up and knocking on the guys front door. I was very nervous. The car been moved to the street in about 2000, and I bought in 2003. Had his wife been there, she would have paid me to take it.

Sadly, it ended up being a money pit. I only had a few curious enough to approach me about it. I sold it via CL.

I did visit another guy who had two such cars in a fields. He was wary at first but warmed once he knew I already had one of my own. That was in about 2002.. the two rusted out hulks are still there.

I think down here its about 50/50 as to the person being upset or not. Most are more upset because interlopers may be doing some misdeed ( other than the trespassing itself or stealing).  I was very sad to learn how distrustful and unfriendly she said folks in around their diary farm had become.  Most of it was due to the large tracks of land being used to cover up growing pot. Such an odd culture had devolved from this.

since my family originated from TN.. I can understand were WD comes from.  My own dad was VERY like that... hopefully I am but to a much lesser extent. Of course I live in town.

WD! I hope all is well up yonder!

Pgam - I don't see signs of MS rising again... ever.

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Post by thumperclone on 04/08/15 at 08:39:52


053C273D7E7F4E0 wrote:
Who are those last two?  :o

photographic evidence of the theory of evolution

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Post by Trippah on 04/11/15 at 20:51:24

I'm thinking grandma's name might have been Elly. ;)

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Post by WebsterMark on 04/12/15 at 05:59:13

I've been a creek and stream fisherman for decades now. See a small creek, hop out and wade fish the afternoon away. Wade downstream an hour and then back. Amazing the size large and smallmouth bass you can catch in a small creek if u know where to look. I never keep anything, always catch and release. Thinking about doing that this Afternoon if it doesn't rain. (I'll stay in and watch The Masters if it does)

Here's the thing, I've noticed over the years, landowners are far less open than they used to be. It used to be, they could look at you and tell you're nota problem,only fishing. But the a$$holes ruin it for everyone. They tote beer with them and leave the cans, plastic wrappers from Porboy sandwiches etc...

If I had land with a stream running thru it, even though I'm a fisherman myself, not sure how I would handle it.

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Post by MnSpring on 04/12/15 at 17:58:50


Quote:
... But the a$$holes ruin it for everyone. They tote beer with them and leave the cans, plastic wrappers from Porboy sandwiches etc...


And  STEAL !

Years ago, Someone would pull into the yard, and say:
"Ya know, that, 'thing', ya got a sitting thar, yas wanna sell it".
 Perfectly OK.

Now it's;  A rusted out mini pickup, with a rusted out freezer on the back, held in place by bungee straps. And three people crammed into the one bench seat. One gets out, and starts walking into the Pole Barn, the middle one, is taking notes, the the driver comes up and says:
"You vant vesh vish food, you byt fes vish vood, we got vesh vish ood".

Then it is,  (Several expletives deleted). "Get out, and don't ever come here again".

That is  NOT, Predigest.  It is All About, the attitude, of the person.

Guess what, I am  NOT,  TSA,  I am ALLOWED, to, Profile !

The, Stream fishing; Have a duck  hunting swamp..
Own land on the back side. Their is NO, public access.
Would hunt ducks, from the shore, someone would push in from the St Hwy, 200 + yards through cattails, ( A Heck of a lota work).
And end up, (on the water), in front of the land I was hunting.
I just moved.

Not a problem.

NOW, it is, push in, and then, go ON THE LAND,
and, 'think', they can DO WHAT THEY WANT.


NOW, we got a BIG  Problem !


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Post by justin_o_guy2 on 04/12/15 at 18:59:21


That is  NOT, Predigest.  It is All About, the attitude, of the person.


Predigest.



Word you're looking for is
Prejudiced

As in pre judged..

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Post by MnSpring on 04/13/15 at 09:10:13


Quote:
... Word you're looking for is - Prejudiced ...

A-Yep, you are correct.
However sometimes the, 'auto-correct' just takes over.

But I think the point was made.
Will watch more closely, the spelling, in the future.

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Post by thumperclone on 04/13/15 at 09:42:59

dad had some land outside town
the asparagus would come up along the fence lines in spring
we could see the best section  from the kitchen table
people would stop along the road hop the ditch go thru the barbed wire fence and head out to harvest

loved turnin the dogs loose on them

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Post by Pine on 04/13/15 at 10:46:09


584459415C495E4F404342492C0 wrote:
dad had some land outside town
the asparagus would come up along the fence lines in spring
we could see the best section  from the kitchen table
people would stop along the road hop the ditch go thru the barbed wire fence and head out to harvest

loved turnin the dogs loose on them



oh gahhhhh

I can well remember my mother giving me a short paring knife and a big ole paper grocery bag and dropping me off along the road side to get asparagus. I was about 10 or so, this would be about '73. I was sooo embarrassed.  dern good eating though.  I always just stayed along the ditch... thats the only place it grew (between the ditch and the fence). This was southern Idaho (Twin Falls).

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Post by metalhead1982 on 04/14/15 at 17:49:09


675E455F1C1D2C0 wrote:
[quote author=7A692D0 link=1427611009/0#5 date=1427680075]Came out this afternoon, someone checking out the bike. As they went to get on it...

GET ON IT!?!?! That IS grounds to contract "lead poisoning"! You don't just get on someone else's bike! Would you get in an unlocked car in a parking lot? It's the same thing![/quote]

Funny story time:

I'm a large person.  In boots I stand about 6'3" and I weigh in around 335 mostly firm pounds.  I dress mainly in black and also carry myself pretty confidently and have been accused on occasion of being "a scary biker type".  I don't try to be scary but it happens.  Oh, and my main ride is a 1998 Honda Valkyrie.

On one particular Saturday afternoon after a long and satisfying ride to nowhere, I walk of a local burrito purveyor and spot a group of teenagers skateboarding in the empty parking spaces near my bike.  As I get closer I notice that one of them is leaning on the high side of the Valk's seat.  

I make my way to low side of the bike and without warning I simply ask "Boy, what in the HELL do you think you are doing?"  I have never seen a skinny little punk move so fast in my life.  I laughed all the way home.

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Post by Kris01 on 04/14/15 at 19:28:31

Serves him right!

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Post by mpescatori on 04/15/15 at 07:12:48


2C2435202D2924202570787973410 wrote:
Funny story time:

I'm a large person.  In boots I stand about 6'3" and I weigh in around 335 mostly firm pounds.  I dress mainly in black and also carry myself pretty confidently and have been accused on occasion of being "a scary biker type".  I don't try to be scary but it happens.  Oh, and my main ride is a 1998 Honda Valkyrie.

On one particular Saturday afternoon after a long and satisfying ride to nowhere, I walk of a local burrito purveyor and spot a group of teenagers skateboarding in the empty parking spaces near my bike.  As I get closer I notice that one of them is leaning on the high side of the Valk's seat.  

I make my way to low side of the bike and without warning I simply ask "Boy, what in the HELL do you think you are doing?"  I have never seen a skinny little punk move so fast in my life.  I laughed all the way home.


If you had been 5'5" x 200 lbs (me) you would have walked over, said "get up!" and... ride away...

Skateboarding youths are like a box of chocolates... you never know what you'll be getting next...

http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/07/34/ac/0734acd701d5aaaa3716283327cdb11b.jpghttp://www.caughtinthecrossfire.com/uploads/2012/11/crvwkd.jpg

:D

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Post by MnSpring on 04/16/15 at 18:57:27


6E7366706062776C716A030 wrote:
... Skateboarding youths are like a box of chocolates... you never know what you'll be getting next...  :D


Yep, absolutely correct.

But,  when one, 'lets' them,
they will do what ever they want,
because they have just learned,
'They can do what ever they want'.

Would it not be better to, 'teach', them, they can NOT,
do whatever they want'?






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