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Message started by Midnightrider on 01/08/11 at 14:49:14

Title: Statistics On Airport Screening
Post by Midnightrider on 01/08/11 at 14:49:14

Year to date statistics on Airport screening from the Department of Homeland Security

Terrorist Plots Discovered 0

Transvestites 133

Hernias 1,485

Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172

Enlarged Prostates 8,249

Breast Implants 59,350

Natural Blondes 3

Title: Re: Statistics On Airport Screening
Post by mick on 01/08/11 at 15:53:23

3 cheers for science. Wow 3 real blonds,I'm supprized it was that many. Next time try a Swedish airline.
good one Mike,I like it ;D

Title: Re: Statistics On Airport Screening
Post by drharveys on 01/08/11 at 20:12:40

So what's the entertainment value of Airport Security Theater???
(The TSA even got their own initials backwards!)