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Message started by Midnightrider on 12/22/10 at 14:02:11

Title: Old Age and Retirement
Post by Midnightrider on 12/22/10 at 14:02:11

As we get older we sometimes begin to doubt our ability to "make a difference" in the world. It is at these times that our hopes are boosted by the remarkable achievements of other "seniors" who have found the courage to take on challenges that would make many of us wither.
Harold Schlumberg is such a person:

QUOTE FROM HAROLD:
“I've often been asked, 'What do you old folks do now that you're retired?' Well...I'm fortunate to have a chemical engineering background and one of the things I enjoy most is converting beer, wine and vodka into urine. I do it every day and I really enjoy it.”
Harold should be an inspiration to us all.

Title: Re: Old Age and Retirement
Post by mick on 12/22/10 at 14:26:33

You won't believe this Mike but I can do the same thing with tea,
And I don't have a degree.
Years ago I learned how to do it with scotch ,and ale. but that part of my refinery has closed down.

Title: Re: Old Age and Retirement
Post by Midnightrider on 12/22/10 at 14:33:13

494D474F504C41484D49415D240 wrote:

You won't believe this Mike but I can do the same thing with tea,
And I don't have a degree.
Years ago I learned how to do it with scotch ,and ale. but that part of my refinery has closed down.

For the last 14 years I do it with coffee and pepsi. I love alchohol but I hated the consequences.

Title: Re: Old Age and Retirement
Post by sluggo on 12/22/10 at 14:59:17

three old men were sitting around chatting, the seventy year old say's
i wish i could take a good pee, the eighty year old says i wish i get a good bowel movement, the ninety year old say's i can pee, i can poop, i just wish i would wake up a half an hour sooner.

Title: Re: Old Age and Retirement
Post by Jerry Eichenberger on 12/23/10 at 06:52:29

Like the two ninety year old guys talking to each other. Harry asked Sam how he felt when he awoke that morning.

Sam said he felt like a newborn baby.

Harry asked Sam how that was.

Sam said he awoke naked, bald, and had just pooped in his pajamas and wet the bed.

Title: Re: Old Age and Retirement
Post by Midnightrider on 12/23/10 at 07:23:23

My ex wife worked at a retirement home. When she moved in with me she packed her belongings in empty adult diaper boxes she had brought home from work. She ran short of boxes so she went to the liquor store and they gave her some empty liquor cases to pack the rest of her belongings in. One of my friends was helping us move, he looked at all the liquor and adult diaper boxes and replied "What do you guys do, get drunk and mess in your pants?" True story.

Title: Re: Old Age and Retirement
Post by sluggo on 12/24/10 at 02:54:39

7B5F52585F515E42445F525344360 wrote:

well did ya?