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Title: Human Genes put into rice -- gets FDA approval Post by Oldfeller on 09/11/10 at 10:06:05 OK, we have all heard about Genetically Modified foods and how bees are dieing off all over the place and lab rats & hamsters are going totally sterile after eating some of the stuff for 3-4 generations, etc etc. You can check into those items yourself at your own leisure. This post is about a joke I made several weeks ago about Soylent Green being put into GM foods. Well, shiver me timbers -- my joke ain't so durn funny anymore. Read this .... then type "human genes put into rice" into your browser. http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/03/01/AR2007030101495.html Rice is an air pollinator, so starting from central Kansas where this stuff is already being grown, the wind will blow and within 5 years this gene mod will be all over the place. oh well, a little titty milk with your rice there, buddy? HiPro lettuce was my next joke that I made a while back -- Ok, I'm waiting now for GM reality to catch up with my tastelessly bad jokes. |
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Title: Re: Human Genes put into rice -- gets FDA approval Post by lukeduck on 09/11/10 at 10:45:23 Aaaaaaahhhh-Soylent Green-Enjoy it with friends and family-The answer to all the world's problems---Luke |
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Title: Re: Human Genes put into rice -- gets FDA approval Post by Serowbot on 09/11/10 at 10:55:21 :-?... http://i600.photobucket.com/albums/tt82/serowbot/rerun/lettuce.jpg?t=1284231718 |
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Title: Re: Human Genes put into rice -- gets FDA approval Post by Wolfman on 09/11/10 at 11:49:40 Ummm, Long Pig, Taste like Pork! :D |
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Title: Re: Human Genes put into rice -- gets FDA approval Post by Oldfeller on 09/11/10 at 12:31:01 http://i600.photobucket.com/albums/tt82/serowbot/rerun/lettuce.jpg?t=1284231718 Hi-pro lettuce -- the other white meat |
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Title: Re: Human Genes put into rice -- gets FDA approval Post by Oldfeller on 09/11/10 at 13:07:48 BRIEF TECHNOLOGICAL HISTORY OF MAN Hunter/gatherer tribe society results in increased size of the brain case Partnership with the dog Stone and bone edged weapons Crude "wild seed planting" Agriculture Domestication of grass grazing herd animals Bronze Age Iron Age Steel Age Water Powered mechanisms The Printing Press Steam Powered Mechanisms The Industrial Revolution Internal Combustion Engine Electro/Mechanical Technological Revolution The Atomic Age The Computer/Microchip Revolution The Internet The Genetic Revolution The Year 2012 -- the end of all biological life that is dependent on cellulose or casein to hold their cell walls together This was caused when genes from an aggressive termite gut bacteria was combined with anaerobic characteristics taken from deep water magma vent viruses and was then spliced into a common air borne bread yeast as the container host plant. Apparently one of the viral side strains was NOT absolutely contained by the yeast cell as intended but took on some of the common ancestral viral replication modes as well as the slower as-planned bacterial/yeast budding and fission modes. This ill conceived genetic modification was done by a mostly unsupervised single grad student in an attempt to make a more efficient at high temperatures sealed mass fermentation reactor. This new method creates hot ethyl alcohol vapor using the direct & rapid yeast bacterial digestion of grass and wood pulp instead of using food grains ground up into a wet mash that requires 5 process steps and a lot of fermentation time and a lot of outside input energy to repeatedly boil the entire fermented grain/water mass to get to the alcohol vapor. His modified yeast would directly anaerobically digest the wood fibers, producing a very large temperature rise inside the reactor (above the boiling point of alcohol) by biological activity heat generated alone. The termite gut bacteria genes in the yeast modified by the very high temperature magma vent virus material could live quite happily and do its work very quickly at these elevated temperatures. Vapors from his high temperature sealed reactor went directly into a cold water distillation loop, producing a crude alcohol in only one production step. His goal was to win the $100,000 Obama collegiate prize for alternate fuels for the year 2012 as he wanted to take his girlfriend "on a really nice vacation together." He was on his fifth attempt to generate the exact needed characteristics when the accident happened. He first realized his mistake when his cotton underwear, shirt and blue jeans began dissolving leaving him buck naked inside a small but growing circle of crumbling plants and collapsing wooden furniture and wooden walled structures. Then a day later the casein in his fingernails and toe nails and hair slowly began to crumble, followed shortly by his joint cartilage and ligaments. VIRAL VECTOR AND TRANSFERAL MEDIUM He had dropped a single drop of pipette transfered fluid on to the lab floor then had accidentally stepped in it, tracking the new bread yeast cum mutated virus variant (embedded and actively feeding in the rubber soles of his containment shoes) right on out of the sterile containment area through DECON and out into the unshielded environment where it multiplied rapidly, well, like a mutant virus. It took the local, state and federal government 4 days to "study the situation" (ie fight over who had jurisdiction) and when they did attempt to react to control the spread of the small crumbling blight circle all their local efforts were totally ineffective. An increasing series of more severe chemical and pyrotechnic methods were tried, but once again were unsuccessful. The blight circle seemed to grow more rapidly the larger it became .... The later attempts to sterilize the spreading blight area using all available nuclear weapons from both USA, Russia and China were unsuccessful and only exacerbated the spread as sunlight was not required for the anaerobic reaction to take place and the resulting very high heat and radiation levels only served to speed up the growth of the double gene spliced airborne virus (as well as mutate it further from the resulting high levels of radiation). The nuclear blast mushroom clouds put the virus way up high into the stratosphere, where the prevailing upper atmosphere winds carried rapidly from west to east to meet the ocean air currents. As soon as the blight reached the oceans, it was all over for us humans .... photosynthesis stopped as the ocean algae, plankton and sea plants all died within 60 days. Some of the very largest hard calcium shelled crustaceans lasted another 3 weeks before their shells dissolved. ... but those of us humans that managed to get isolated out on a very few brand new active volcanic Pacific ocean islands, wearing heavily modified containment suits, we survived even longer than the crabs and the cockroaches. We had enough time to clearly document what humanity had done to themselves in case life ever does reach the multicellular level again and perhaps then evolves into advanced technological beings again. Here is the sum of our wisdom .... :-[ hey dummy, don't DO that gene splicing shite |
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Title: Re: Human Genes put into rice -- gets FDA approval Post by mick on 09/11/10 at 16:02:01 786E79647C69647F0B0 wrote:
Vegetarians might taste better, but there farts are wicked. |
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Title: Re: Human Genes put into rice -- gets FDA approval Post by justin_o_guy2 on 09/11/10 at 16:04:42 Yea, & theres stashes of REAL seeds in a few places around the world. When theyre finished killing off the masses, theyll try to clean up the toxic crap they used on us & then, the elite will have enough of "us" to keep their crap running & fields tilled & clothing made, etc, while they live lives of pure luxury & rule supreme over the remaining throngs of slaves. I wont live to see it,I promise. |
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Title: Re: Human Genes put into rice -- gets FDA approval Post by bill67 on 09/11/10 at 16:07:06 05262E2C2F26262F384A0 wrote:
I don't eat vegetables but I would try that. |
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Title: Re: Human Genes put into rice -- gets FDA approval Post by mick on 09/11/10 at 16:11:57 415E585F42457444744C5E52192B0 wrote:
they have those seed storage places in or around the north and south pole to save on electricity for refridgeration. I think Justin they just might have to have more workers than elites, So a big revolt would be easy,and who is said first,kill all the lawyers ? |
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Title: Re: Human Genes put into rice -- gets FDA approval Post by Ed L. on 09/11/10 at 18:28:37 I think the end of the world will be caused when ants move into the computers found in all the dumps in the world. They will use formic acid on the aluminium shells and components of the computers to generate electricity, access the hard drives and attack the human race in Pac Man and Ms Pac Man formations. We are Doomed. :o |
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Title: Re: Human Genes put into rice -- gets FDA approval Post by mpescatori on 09/13/10 at 13:11:27 Oldfeller, "The Year 2012 -- the end of all biological life that is dependent on cellulose or casein to hold their cell walls together " This sounds very much like a "Armageddon scenario" book I'm reading just now, by Frederick Forsythe. PREY Makes you shudder and want to peek at the ending... :-/ |
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Title: Re: Human Genes put into rice -- gets FDA approval Post by Prophet_10 on 09/13/10 at 16:45:00 51555F5748545950555159453C0 wrote:
Too Right. |
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