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Message started by mick on 08/26/10 at 00:16:17

Title: the hat
Post by mick on 08/26/10 at 00:16:17

this poem was written by a cockney in the cockney dialect,these guys always drop their H es like my hat would look like "me at",I will try and remember it.
I put an at upon me ed,to make me self look taller.
A big wind came up and took me at, it took me ed
aswell, now I'm even smaller.
isn't that charming ?

Title: Re: the hat
Post by drharveys on 08/27/10 at 06:43:33

Classic Brooklyn accent required:

Ah tis spring!
And all the boids
Is on the wing.

Ain't dat absoid?
I t'ought the wings
Was on the boid!

Title: Re: the hat
Post by Paladin. on 08/27/10 at 09:09:47

I read it as:

Spring iz sprung, da grass is riz
I wonder were da boidy iz
They say the boid is on da wing
But dat iz absoid
Because da wing iz on da boid.

Title: Re: the hat
Post by photojoe on 08/27/10 at 13:48:46

I laughed so ard that I almost ad an art attack ;D

Title: Re: the hat
Post by Starlifter on 08/30/10 at 12:38:12

The snow is gone.

The snow is back.

In Michigan this is a fact:

Nine months of winter, and three months of dam poor sledding. (And biking.) :o

Title: Re: the hat
Post by drharveys on 08/30/10 at 17:58:46

Truth is beauty,
in beauty find truth.
Four parts gin
one part vermouth.

Title: Re: the hat
Post by gerald.hughes on 08/30/10 at 19:27:14

Why on earth so much vermouth?

Title: Re: the hat
Post by drharveys on 08/30/10 at 21:08:24

OK, we'll change it. Pick the monosyllabic number of your choice:
5,6,8,9,10 or 12

And the poem doesn't mention the olive.

Title: Re: the hat
Post by mick on 08/30/10 at 21:19:25

495F454C5F5B48545E2D0 wrote:

OK, we'll change it. Pick the monosyllabic number of your choice:
5,6,8,9,10 or 12

And the poem doesn't mention the olive.

I was a bartender for many years when I made Martini's ,I used to put my olives in a glass of vermouth , and after I stired the vodka or gin,just drop the olive in the glass ,there you go "Perfect",I soaked the onions as well in case you wanted a Gibson.