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Message started by kennycreed on 08/20/10 at 05:14:01

Title: A senior moment
Post by kennycreed on 08/20/10 at 05:14:01
A pompos self-important college student attending a recent football game took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen sitting next to him why it was impossible for the older generation to understand his generation.

'You grew up in a different world, actually an almost primitive one' the student said,making sure he spoke loud enough for many of those nearby to hear. 'The Young people of today grew up with television, jet planes, space travel, man walking on the moon. Our space probes have visited Mars. We have nuclear energy, ships and electric and hydrogen cars, cell phones. Computers with light-speed processing... And more.'

After a brief silence the senior citizen responded as follows:

'You're right, son. We didn't have those things when we were young ... so we invented them. Now, you arrogant little sh#t, what are you doing for the next generation?'

The applause was amazing

Title: Re: A senior moment
Post by Fuschia on 08/20/10 at 05:44:26
lol  ;D

Title: Re: A senior moment
Post by bill67 on 08/20/10 at 06:10:46

303E35352238293E3E3F5B0 wrote:
A pompos self-important college student attending a recent football game took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen sitting next to him why it was impossible for the older generation to understand his generation.

'You grew up in a different world, actually an almost primitive one' the student said,making sure he spoke loud enough for many of those nearby to hear. 'The Young people of today grew up with television, jet planes, space travel, man walking on the moon. Our space probes have visited Mars. We have nuclear energy, ships and electric and hydrogen cars, cell phones. Computers with light-speed processing... And more.'

After a brief silence the senior citizen responded as follows:

'You're right, son. We didn't have those things when we were young ... so we invented them. Now, you arrogant little sh#t, what are you doing for the next generation?'

The applause was amazing

Their going to teach their kids how to text ;)

Title: Re: A senior moment
Post by Skid Mark on 08/20/10 at 09:47:29
;D

Title: Re: A senior moment
Post by Midnightrider on 08/20/10 at 12:29:26
Thats Great!!!  [smiley=thumbsup.gif]

Title: Re: A senior moment
Post by Wolfman on 08/20/10 at 12:38:40
"Their going to teach their kids how to text"

First they have to learn how to spell properly...lol
Why do you think kids use so many abreviations.
Thay Kan't spill tha werds! ::)

Title: Re: A senior moment
Post by babyhog on 08/20/10 at 12:52:46
WTF
LOL
OMG
GTG

ROFLMAO   !

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