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Message started by kennycreed on 05/26/10 at 22:37:03

Title: best smart as* answer
Post by kennycreed on 05/26/10 at 22:37:03

Best Smart Ass Answer of 2008?

A teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's exam. 'Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!'

A smart-ass student at the back of the class raised his hand and asked, 'What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?' The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering.

When silence was restored, the teacher smiled knowingly at the student, shook her head and sweetly said, 'Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand.'

Title: Re: best smart as* answer
Post by John_D FSO on 05/27/10 at 00:44:42

Hey, have you been talking to my school teacher? :o
;D Funny stuff!

Title: Re: best smart as* answer
Post by BurnPgh on 05/27/10 at 00:48:27

That kid was the schoolest kid in school for about 3 seconds. It was then instantaneously and simultaneously decided by his peers that he would graduate a virgin with no friends.

Title: Re: best smart as* answer
Post by Toymaker on 05/27/10 at 02:09:58

Ah...the power of a teacher...................

Title: Re: best smart as* answer
Post by suzi-q on 05/27/10 at 10:24:09

;D ;D ;D good come back