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Message started by kennycreed on 05/25/10 at 09:52:08

Title: washing the toilet
Post by kennycreed on 05/25/10 at 09:52:08

Washing the toilet bowl
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1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the
water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the
bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid.
You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises
that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a 'power-wash'
and rinse'.

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are
no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom,
and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the toilet and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Yours Sincerely,

The Dog..

Title: Re: washing the toilet
Post by babyhog on 05/25/10 at 10:00:56

OMG!! That's too funny!

;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: washing the toilet
Post by Serowbot on 05/25/10 at 10:19:19

Ahhh,..who's a happy kitty?... :-?...

http://www.funnycatsite.com/pictures/Bath_Cat.jpg

Title: Re: washing the toilet
Post by verslagen1 on 05/25/10 at 11:27:55

Turn around and I'm gonna bite your a$$

Title: Re: washing the toilet
Post by John_D FSO on 05/26/10 at 04:23:36

;D The dog signature really put the finishing touch on it!

Title: Re: washing the toilet
Post by Stimpy on 05/26/10 at 10:26:49

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VfSl0iGAus[/media]

Title: Re: washing the toilet
Post by Serowbot on 05/26/10 at 10:31:20

Stimpy,...

OMG!... :-?...

That kitty's gonna' need years of therapy...

Title: Re: washing the toilet
Post by John_D FSO on 05/26/10 at 12:32:45

That is one mad kitty! I've seen footage of dogs in those, some of them seem to enjoy it. ;D

Title: Re: washing the toilet
Post by Skid Mark on 05/26/10 at 20:32:15

I don't care how much change you have to put in that washing machine. It's worth it just for the show. A clean cat I just a bonus.

Title: Re: washing the toilet
Post by verslagen1 on 05/26/10 at 20:53:39

I wonder if there's a line for it?

Title: Re: washing the toilet
Post by runwyrlph on 05/27/10 at 06:10:07

i don't like cats.