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Title: Timmy Post by WebsterMark on 12/04/25 at 04:29:52 Tim Walz Offers Journalists Free Tampons To Stop Talking About Fraud Scandal. https://babylonbee.com/news/tim-walz-offers-journalists-free-tampons-to-stop-talking-about-fraud-scandal |
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Title: Re: Timmy Post by Eegore on 12/04/25 at 05:25:35 Fixed. https://babylonbee.com/news/tim-walz-offers-journalists-free-tampons-to-stop-talking-about-fraud-scandal |
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Title: Re: Timmy Post by thumperclone on 12/04/25 at 05:47:11 won't fix the otr crowd |
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Title: Re: Timmy Post by MnSpring on 12/04/25 at 06:24:39 "... Minnesota Governor Tim Walz offered to give several journalists free tampons if they would stop talking about his fraud scandal. According to sources, Walz has been desperately trying to stem the leaked news of his involvement in Somali fraud schemes by plying members of his press pool with free tampons. "Here, uh, bro. Just take this as a little sign of my regard, all right?" Walz told professional journalist Jake Tapper, handing over a pack of Tampax Pearls. "It's the real stuff, you know? LeakGuard Braid ultra-absorbency and all. My personal go-tos. And, you know, we could just kinda keep all the Somali fraud stories between ourselves? Just our little bit of personal news. There's more where those came from, if you keep your trap shut." Walz reportedly patted Tapper on the back and sidled over to the other members of the press to continue distributing his "little incentives." "I can beat this story," Walz reportedly muttered to himself, reaching deep into his coat pockets for another package of tampons. "Just gotta backhand a little more of this baksheesh. You got this, Timmy boy." At publishing time, Walz had also considered stopping the stories by flaunting a few of his famous dance moves for the camera. ..." LOLOLOLOL Rocks and Cows LOLOLOLOL |
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Title: Re: Timmy Post by Needles on 12/04/25 at 06:29:19 Absolute LIES and bullshit! All you posted was BS from a satire site. Posting it as truth is DISinformation, intended to cause harm, so LIES. >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( |
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Title: Re: Timmy Post by Eegore on 12/04/25 at 06:31:25 Absolute LIES and bullshit! All you posted was BS from a satire site. Posting it as truth is DISinformation, intended to cause harm, so LIES. Historically on this forum, with the exception of one member, everyone has acknowledged the babylon bee is satire, and posts from it are not to be taken seriously. Now it is two members. |
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Title: Re: Timmy Post by MnSpring on 12/04/25 at 06:46:05 7757555D4057320 wrote:
Missed the 'ROCKS and COWS' Did Ya ? |
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Title: Re: Timmy Post by Eegore on 12/04/25 at 07:50:35 Missed the 'ROCKS and COWS' Did Ya ? No. JOG has repeatedly insisted that information from Babylon Bee is real. Needles is unaware, or unwilling, to understand that the forum, typically, treats posts from the Babylon Bee as satire. |
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Title: Re: Timmy Post by WebsterMark on 12/04/25 at 10:18:12 0020222A3720450 wrote:
Thanks. I was busy this morning and didn’t check. |
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Title: Re: Timmy Post by WebsterMark on 12/04/25 at 10:21:26 466D6D6C646D7B080 wrote:
What!You mean that’s not real? Now I’m wondering…is this headline real? Democrats Accuse Luke Skywalker Of War Crimes For Using More Than One Proton Torpedo Against Death Star |
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Title: Re: Timmy Post by Serowbot on 12/04/25 at 10:25:01 Trump is fighting the Institute of Peace in court. Now, his name is on the building https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/trump-fighting-institute-peace-court-010117027.html Sounds so much like a Babylon Bee story, but sadly it's not This is the real world we live in :-? |
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