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Message started by srinath on 06/17/20 at 12:54:00

Title: Aunt Jemina is going to be changed
Post by srinath on 06/17/20 at 12:54:00

Well, apparently its too black for them racists.

I hear they're gonna name it something more neutral.

Aunt LaShamanda is the new syrup Y'all.

Cool.
Srinath.

Title: Re: Aunt Jemina is going to be changed
Post by justin_o_guy2 on 06/17/20 at 13:04:16

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Anna Short Harrington, born in 1897 in Marlboro County, South Carolina, began her career as Aunt Jemima in 1935. She had to support her five children, and she moved with her family to Syracuse, New York, where she cooked for a living. Quaker Oats discovered her when she was cooking at a fair.

Title: Re: Aunt Jemina is going to be changed
Post by justin_o_guy2 on 06/17/20 at 13:05:44

HONORING the woman,,
Will it be raciss to put a back face on wheaties?

Title: Re: Aunt Jemina is going to be changed
Post by Serowbot on 06/17/20 at 13:44:27

Yup,.. things are going a bit too far...
I think the offense is the "Uncle/Aunt"...wording.
As in "Uncle Tom"...etc...
Those terms hearken back to plantation nicknames for black servants.

Maybe, Mrs. Jemima,.. or Chef Ben's rice...

Title: Re: Aunt Jemina is going to be changed
Post by philthymike on 06/17/20 at 14:06:36

I think the offense is pretty much anything under the sun at this point. But keep catering to people with an average intelligence and emotional maturity of 14 year olds and this is what you get.

They're defacing the statue of Tadeusz Ko[ch347]ciuszko in DC and Warsaw. And he funded schools for freed slaves and left part of his estate to pay for the freedom of Ben Franklins slaves - which I should add Ben would not permit regardless.

Can you say RETARDED?

Title: Re: Aunt Jemina is going to be changed
Post by justin_o_guy2 on 06/17/20 at 14:22:21

6573647961747962160 wrote:

\Imaginary problems for people who have never actually had to deal with Life,, They need to conquer something,, and dont have th guts to get a tough job and prove themselves to themseves,, or MOVE to where Opportunity is,,
Aunt Jemima,, really,, AUNT is offensive? It offensive to people who are absolutely emotionally Stunted,,
And WANT to be offended,, They arent Actually offended,, surely,, Its Not offensive,, Its a big show,, each trying to Outwokeness the next,, waking up every day, hoping to find that Something nobody has found yet,, Idiots, children, wusses,, whatever,, America is tiring of it,,

Those terms hearken back to plantation nicknames for black servants.

Those are actually terms of endearment,,
I am Uncle to some kids whose parents come around,,

Title: Re: Aunt Jemina is going to be changed
Post by srinath on 06/17/20 at 14:42:01

Yea and anyone who colors their hair is now ……

Wait for it …

Colored people.

Cool.
Srinath.

Title: Re: Aunt Jemina is going to be changed
Post by philthymike on 06/17/20 at 14:44:58

So I can't call my Aunt Marlene Aunt anymore?

I'm getting really tired of this tirade against our First Amendment rights. I will publicly burn the book of Newspeak. Nobody has the right to tell me what I can say or think. That who have the guile to think they do will find themselves tasting their own excrement off the tip of my boot.

Title: Re: Aunt Jemina is going to be changed
Post by justin_o_guy2 on 06/17/20 at 16:17:24

You Clearly have no grasp of what the word
INCluSiveNess means/..

Title: Re: Aunt Jemina is going to be changed
Post by MnSpring on 06/17/20 at 16:45:36

So in 10 years from now,
When their is a white skinned face on a bottle of syrup.

It will be, RACIST !!!!!!!!!

6F796E736B7E73681C0 wrote:

Yup,.. things are going a bit too far...

Ya think !!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Aunt Jemina is going to be changed
Post by srinath on 06/18/20 at 07:52:08

And Uncle Ben's rice also now racist.
Its going to be Uncle Fontavius.

Together with Aunt LaShamanda, her Man, Uncle Fontavius and their baby girl La Princesa will take on a promotional bus tour to promote their new line of rebranded products, which they will autograph for a limited time.

Uncle Fontavius's White rice (no that's racist - so its going to be - we don't know what color it is, it just came out of the ground that way rice), then there's the obvious colored rice, black rice, wild rice (of course its racist it sounds too much like white - so its to be called we don't know what color it is it just came out of the ground that way, and we sprayed it with random spray paints) and of course dirty rice.

Aunt LaShamanda will be signing bottles of her trademark pancake chemicals which we think of as syrup. As well as the diluted versions of it that we think are calorie free, caffeine free etc (pure profit for adding water to it, raising the price and you need to use more).

They will also be joined by their other kids Diabeticus and Obesita on select locations. Follow tour calendar @ Unclefontavius.com or on AuntLashamanda.com for exact date/locations.

They may also be joined by baby mama Aunt Arteria Cloggs (she remarried) and Uncle Cholestrus if he can get to the locations as his condition allows.

I don't even know where I'm going with this - its just too freaking funny to pass up.

Cool.
Srinath.

Title: Re: Aunt Jemina is going to be changed
Post by justin_o_guy2 on 06/18/20 at 09:47:43

Cracker Jack..
I'm Offended..
Goofy looking dude, distributing horrible pieces of crap, calling them
Toys..
It really makes us crackers look bad

Title: Re: Aunt Jemina is going to be changed
Post by srinath on 06/18/20 at 09:53:09

Oh yea cracker Jack is being renamed to Cracker aunt Chleemmedia.

Thanks for letting me know JOG2.

Cool.
Srinath.

Title: Re: Aunt Jemina is going to be changed
Post by philthymike on 06/18/20 at 10:00:11

Spanish rice is a problem too. French bread is a no no.
Italian Ice is naughty.

I think it's for the best that all culinary choices are reduced to a solitary food item - Soylent Green. As it is our country resembles the one in the movie. With Covid 19 we even have the suicide facilities.