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Message started by justin_o_guy2 on 03/20/20 at 22:48:22

Title: Gotta be worse than a Jason movie
Post by justin_o_guy2 on 03/20/20 at 22:48:22

He just Won't DIE!
He just gets Stronger

#New National @HarrisPoll (3/17-18),

Trump's Approval Rating

Overall: 53%
Handling COVID: 56%
Stimulating jobs: 60%
The economy: 60%
Fighting terrorism 58%
Immigration: 53%
Foriegn affairs: 52%
Administrating the government: 51%

Title: Re: Gotta be worse than a Jason movie
Post by MnSpring on 03/21/20 at 07:53:09

This was sent to me.

The teacher said...
Let's begin by reviewing some history. Who said: 'Give me Liberty, or
give me Death!'?
She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Little Akio, a bright foreign
exchange student from Japan, who had his hand up:
"Patrick Henry, 1775," he said.

"Very good! “Who said: “Government of the People, by the People, for
the People, shall not perish from the Earth!?"
Again, no response except Little Akio:
"Abraham Lincoln, 1863"

"Excellent!" said the teacher continuing. "Let's try one a bit more
difficult.
"Who said, 'Ask not what your Country can do for you, but what you can
do for your Country'?"
Once again, Akio's was the only hand in the air and he said:
"John F. Kennedy, 1961"

The teacher snapped at her class, "Class, you should be ashamed of
yourselves. Akio isn't from this country and he knows more about our
history than you do."

She hears a loud whisper:... "F--k the Japs."
"Who said that? I want to know right now," she angrily demanded.
Little Akio put his hand up,
"General MacArthur, 1945."

At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke."
The teacher glares around and asks, "All right! Now, who said that?"
Again, Little Akio says,
"George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991."

Now furious, the same student yells, "Suck this!"
Little Akio jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the
teacher. "Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"

The teacher fainted.
As the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said,
"darn, we're screwed."
Little Akio said quietly,

"Chucky Schumer when Trump got elected in 2016."

Title: Re: Gotta be worse than a Jason movie
Post by justin_o_guy2 on 03/21/20 at 08:30:44

That's hilarious
But I'm sure ready to see some Perp walks..