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Message started by raydawg on 04/12/17 at 18:11:46

Title: NEWS FLASH / BREAKING NEWS.....
Post by raydawg on 04/12/17 at 18:11:46

I have shared before I work for the BIGEST builder of commercial aircraft in Washington. You are free to speculate, who.
Anyway, today we got a new order from a MAJOR carrier, who's first name is the same as the states of America....
You are free to speculate which airlines that might be....
They want us to design and build them a whole new fleet, of a new designed aircraft....
Instead of wide body, they want wide isles, so it's easier to drag passengers off the plane  ;D

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Post by Kris01 on 04/12/17 at 18:13:44

New American Airlines slogan:
We beat the competition, not you!  ;D

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Post by verslagen1 on 04/12/17 at 18:44:09

why don't they install ejection seats.
not only will they be able bump passengers at will
they'll have the fastest deplaning fleet in the world.

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Post by raydawg on 04/12/17 at 19:24:38


2F3C2B2A35383E3C3768590 wrote:
why don't they install ejection seats.
not only will they be able bump passengers at will
they'll have the fastest deplaning fleet in the world.


Well, they almost do.....
A plane was being readied to deliver to the customer, and last minute stuff was being done to a "live" aircraft.
A vendor was working on a seat in first class and forgot to disable the airbags, yes, I know, this airline likes their first class passengers to feel, uh, safer when you crash at 500 mph  ;D
Anyway, he tripped the sensor, it ripped his face off, he died, and seriously hurt another person who was helping.

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Post by verslagen1 on 04/12/17 at 19:58:47

remind me not to fly.

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Post by raydawg on 04/13/17 at 05:03:17


4D5E4948575A5C5E550A3B0 wrote:
remind me not to fly.


Uh dude, you ride a savage, nuff reminder  ;D

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Post by Dave on 04/13/17 at 05:28:05

I flew the "U" a couple months ago - I had not flown in several years.  I was not savvy to the new luggage routine.  I had a small backpack for my "carry on", and a large gym bag style of luggage to be checked at a fee of $25 (the 2nd bag would have been $ 35 if I had one).

My boarding was one of the later groups after the majority of the more important passengers had boarded.  The majority of the passengers had avoided checking a bag and paying the extra fees by bringing on board "2" pieces of very large carry on bags - the majority of them were too big to fit under the seat so they were stuffed into the overhead bins - so when I boarded there were no longer any overhead bins available....no problem as my small backpack could fit under the seat in front of me.  I was completely amazed by the size of the luggage that the folks were allowed to bring onto the plane.

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Post by Gary_in_NJ on 04/13/17 at 06:26:11

I travel a lot for business, enough that I have Gold status on United. With that said, I hate flying. Not the flight portion (I am a pilot after all) but the delays, indignity and having to deal with an all too rude general public. The day I retire I don't think I'll get on a airline flight ever again.

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Post by stewmills on 04/13/17 at 06:38:24

United.  Come Fly With Us...Where Flying Isn't a Real Drag...

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Post by raydawg on 04/13/17 at 08:10:53

Yeah, I hate flying too, but have to.
I generally get the last seat in the rear, and zone out.
My wife will snag first class when offered at a discount, that is way better, but still, you are packed in like sardines with not enough personal space for my comfort....
And it will get worse. The market wants more seats, and only one isle, so you will really be squeezed  :(

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Post by justin_o_guy2 on 04/13/17 at 09:17:02

If I EVER just wanted to go to jail, I'd start with trying to board a plane. I'm pretty sure I wouldn't get through screening without the awthoritees being called. Americans should simply stop paying for abuse. Stop flying. Give it a week, two, tops.

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Post by Kris01 on 04/13/17 at 18:25:57

Gives new meaning to the phrase "Chinese take-out"!

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Post by justin_o_guy2 on 04/13/17 at 20:09:06

Ohh, Nooo!

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Post by zipidachimp on 04/14/17 at 03:35:49

I'll fly 2 or 3 times each summer, airlines now are as bad as buses were in the '60s and '70s. Too many people, and it's not getting better. >:(

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Post by Dave on 04/14/17 at 03:50:16

It is a bit weird how the pendulum swings......I can remember getting cheap round trip tickets - and boarding the plane and finding it nearly empty.

Now the flights are expensive, luggage is $25 each, no meals, and the flights are so oversold they have to drag folks off the plane!

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Post by philthymike on 04/14/17 at 05:44:58

Fly the friendly skies...

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-wY13FdyJ9gk/VqKsEaRfiOI/AAAAAAAAvCM/S-oXazhxP8I/s1600/Alaska%2BAirlines%2BPilot%2BCharged%2Bwith%2BFlying%2BWhile%2BDrunk%2BDrinking.jpg

Now they are using scorpions to get people out of their seats!
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-39599999

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Post by MShipley on 04/14/17 at 06:41:31

I flew on Turkish Airlines last year and they really treat you well.

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Post by Kris01 on 04/14/17 at 12:37:40


6F714A4B524E475B220 wrote:
I flew on Turkish Airlines last year...


I'm sorry!

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