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Message started by Serowbot on 02/17/17 at 08:54:23

Title: Funny motorcycle insurance claims
Post by Serowbot on 02/17/17 at 08:54:23

"Going to work at 7am this morning I drove out of my drive straight into a bus. The bus was 5 minutes early…"

"The accident happened because I had one eye on the lorry in front, one eye on the pedestrian and the other on the car behind."

"I was going at about 70 or 80 mph when my girlfriend on the pillion reached over and grabbed my testicles so I lost control."

"I didn't think the speed limit applied after midnight"

"I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law and headed over the embankment."

"As I approached an intersection a sign suddenly appeared in a place where no stop sign had ever appeared before."

"To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front I struck a pedestrian."

Title: Re: Funny motorcycle insurance claims
Post by justin_o_guy2 on 02/17/17 at 09:10:42

The pedestrian dodged left and right several times before I hit him.

Title: Re: Funny motorcycle insurance claims
Post by Kris01 on 02/17/17 at 18:04:02

283E29342C39342F5B0 wrote:

"I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law and headed over the embankment."

I've considered it! ;D