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Title: EPA moving in on major polluter! Post by verslagen1 on 09/19/16 at 12:22:50 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZeuZXzWAq4 https://www.yahoo.com/news/california-restricts-pollutants-cow-flatulence-diesel-emissions-190444265.html |
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Title: Re: EPA moving in on major polluter! Post by justin_o_guy2 on 09/19/16 at 12:32:31 But Brown said the mandates will lead the state to develop better technology and boost the economy. UhHuhh, I'm sure someone believes that. The same ones who believe a $15.00 minimum wage is a good idea. |
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Title: Re: EPA moving in on major polluter! Post by SavageMan99 on 09/20/16 at 09:10:38 darn, next I won't be allowed to drink milk. |
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Title: Re: EPA moving in on major polluter! Post by old.indian on 09/20/16 at 10:06:09 A new state government bureaucracy ..... "Official Cow Fart Tester".... ::) |
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Title: Re: EPA moving in on major polluter! Post by Serowbot on 09/20/16 at 10:26:59 3A252324393E0F3F0F37252962500 wrote:
Opens a big market for industrial Beano... ;D |
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Title: Re: EPA moving in on major polluter! Post by Dave on 09/20/16 at 10:38:01 The world doesn't need anymore backpacks full of explosives! (Even if the cows aren't likely to detonate them in public places). |
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Title: Re: EPA moving in on major polluter! Post by verslagen1 on 09/20/16 at 10:47:06 36292F2835320333033B29256E5C0 wrote:
These "biomatter converters" will generate a new industry along side the current food industry. Solar energized methane collectors will reduce global warming emissions by a substantial amount. While the recycled gasses will be used for local power generation. And potentially compressed and used for transportation. Now that's a Political movement we can all stand on! :-? |
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Title: Re: EPA moving in on major polluter! Post by justin_o_guy2 on 09/20/16 at 10:52:46 There are already places with large rubber covers spread over the crap, harvesting the methane, running generators. But cow farts? Ohh, grief, someone needs just stfu.. |
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Title: Re: EPA moving in on major polluter! Post by Ruttly on 09/20/16 at 12:24:36 Now Hiring , Cow Fart Catchers , 15.00 Hr , Inquire within |
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Title: Re: EPA moving in on major polluter! Post by old.indian on 09/20/16 at 12:51:34 4D6A6B6B73661F0 wrote:
Since it will be a California state government job, it will pay a lot more than $15 an hour. 8-) ( Can you say "nepotism" ?) |
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Title: Re: EPA moving in on major polluter! Post by TestPro on 09/20/16 at 14:53:58 Flatulence Amount Recording Technician Motto: “California never smelled so good!” I can see a whole bureaucracy being established staffed by FART technicians monitoring the Bovines. And think of the possibilities going forward once it’s institutionalized: • Sheep FARTs • Horse FARTs • Pig FARTs There will be trading of Fart credits on an exchange. This is an opportunity to put all the out-of-work ,” in hock to their eyeballs” debited, college kids in a forward moving field with unlimited growth potential. The more their head are up their bums, the better they’ll be. |
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Title: Re: EPA moving in on major polluter! Post by verslagen1 on 09/20/16 at 15:06:35 And these technicians will be working out of Bovine Atmospheric Recovery Field Stations. BARFS 1, 2, 3 and up. |
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Title: Re: EPA moving in on major polluter! Post by SavageMan99 on 09/20/16 at 17:04:55 Can they put a cat on a cow? What size and how long would the pipe need to be? |
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Title: Re: EPA moving in on major polluter! Post by Ruttly on 09/20/16 at 18:33:55 There might be a black market animal fart methane! Or would that be a brown market ? My 7 lb Chihuahua makes enough methane to run a small engine that's for sure ! |
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Title: Re: EPA moving in on major polluter! Post by Ruttly on 09/20/16 at 18:41:09 As if the price of beef isn't already high enough , now they are going to stick us with a fart surcharge ! |
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Title: Re: EPA moving in on major polluter! Post by justin_o_guy2 on 09/21/16 at 12:52:26 After they con enough people into believing the BS, yep. Carbon taxes,, |
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Title: Re: EPA moving in on major polluter! Post by Ruttly on 10/12/16 at 12:37:29 Apparently we were all wrong , well we were blaming the wrong end of the cow ! It's the bovine berps is where a largest percentage of methane is coming from. Guess it's easier for them to berp than fart. Pretty simple just put them on a low methane diet ! |
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Title: Re: EPA moving in on major polluter! Post by verslagen1 on 10/12/16 at 13:19:29 They have 4 stomachs but only 1 a$$ so if figures. |
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