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Message started by justin_o_guy2 on 04/08/16 at 12:50:52

Title: Couldn't find the jokes
Post by justin_o_guy2 on 04/08/16 at 12:50:52

The king wanted to go fishing. He called on the royal weather forecaster and inquired as to the weather forecast for the next few hours. The weatherman assured him there was no chance of rain in the coming days. So the king went fishing with the queen.

On the way, he met a farmer on his donkey. Upon seeing the king the farmer said, “Your Majesty, you should return to the palace! In just a short time I expect a huge amount of rain to fall in this area”.

The king replied: “I hold the palace meteorologist in high regard. He is an extensively educated and experienced professional. And I pay him very high wages. He gave me a very different forecast. I trust him.”

So the king continued on his way. However, a short time later, a torrential rain fell from the sky. The king and queen were totally soaked, and their entourage chuckled upon seeing them in such a shameful condition.

Furious, the king returned to the palace and gave the order to behead the professional. Then he summoned the farmer and offered him the prestigious and high paying role of royal forecaster.

The farmer said, “Your Majesty, I do not know anything about forecasting. I obtain my information from my donkey. If I see my donkey’s ears drooping, it means with certainty that it will rain.”

So the king hired the donkey, and thus began the practice of hiring dumb asses to work in government and occupy its most influential positions. The custom is unbroken to this day.

Title: Re: Couldn't find the jokes
Post by springman on 04/08/16 at 17:01:22

So that's how it started!!! ;D

Title: Re: Couldn't find the jokes
Post by justin_o_guy2 on 04/08/16 at 17:09:40

Sadly, down through the years, the dumb asses have lost the ability to be able to tell it's minutes from raining.

Title: Re: Couldn't find the jokes
Post by Kris01 on 04/08/16 at 19:41:32

Ya know, this is the internet. Someone might believe that's a historical fact! ;D

Abe Lincoln once said you can't believe everything you read on the internet.

Title: Re: Couldn't find the jokes
Post by verslagen1 on 04/08/16 at 20:24:50

darn politicians.

Title: Re: Couldn't find the jokes
Post by justin_o_guy2 on 04/09/16 at 14:17:37

152C372D6E6F5E0 wrote:

Ya know, this is the internet. Someone might believe that's a historical fact! ;D

Abe Lincoln once said you can't believe everything you read on the internet.

Abe Lincoln once said you can't believe everything you read on the internet.[/quote]

Well, I Know where I read it..

Now, I'm just So confused.

Honest Abe said it, or so it says, but I read it on the internet..
Aaaarrrrgggghhhh....
Wait a MINNIT!
Al Gore wasn't even Born yet..

Title: Re: Couldn't find the jokes
Post by Kris01 on 04/09/16 at 14:28:54

Remember JOG, EVERYTHING I say is a lie! ;D

Title: Re: Couldn't find the jokes
Post by justin_o_guy2 on 04/09/16 at 14:55:48

I know that's a lie,, ohh, dang..

Remember, moderation in ALL things.

But, isn't Moderation itself a thing? Mustn't we , therefore, moderate moderately, else we go overboard on moderation?
Where,then, shall we limit the moderation?

Of course, I don't really think about stuff like that, AND everything I say is true.

Title: Re: Couldn't find the jokes
Post by old_rider on 04/09/16 at 18:25:34

3F2026213C3B0A3A0A32202C67550 wrote:

Well, we are lucky here, we have Moderators to do that for us :) :D ;D