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Message started by Serowbot on 12/22/15 at 13:01:59

Title: Florida Woman Attacks Farting Husband
Post by Serowbot on 12/22/15 at 13:01:59

The force is strong in this one... ;D ;D ;D

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/florida-woman-dawn-meikle-attacks-husband-for-farting-in-bed-police-say_567990d4e4b0b958f6582c2a?ncid=txtlnkusaolp00000592

Title: Re: Florida Woman Attacks Farting Husband
Post by justin_o_guy2 on 12/22/15 at 16:45:21

What do you really think about that? The smiley faces make me think that you think it's funny. Does she not fart? Or do they smell like roses? What gives her the right to shove him around? If she's not happy,she can carry her sweet Ass to the couch. I'll bet she's a frikken bully to live with.
Or, is it okay, because she's a woman?

Title: Re: Florida Woman Attacks Farting Husband
Post by Serowbot on 12/22/15 at 16:50:22

http://https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/f8/eb/d1/f8ebd12ed0f285adc863002cec7344a9.jpg

Title: Re: Florida Woman Attacks Farting Husband
Post by justin_o_guy2 on 12/22/15 at 17:44:21

Being physically assaulted isn't funny?
Would it have been so funny if the husband attacked his wife?
I don't see anything funny about it. To me, it's disturbing. But, I can't watch America's Funniest Home Videos, because I can't watch people get hurt and laugh.

Title: Re: Florida Woman Attacks Farting Husband
Post by pg on 12/22/15 at 20:36:38

To me, it's disturbing. But, I can't watch America's Funniest Home Videos, because

they vote. ::)

Best regards,

Title: Re: Florida Woman Attacks Farting Husband
Post by Serowbot on 12/22/15 at 21:45:02

Jeepers, you guyz are wound tight... ::)
Hello?,.. tight azz, sensitive, Liberal here?.... :-/
Dammit'!...
When farts make headlines.... I gotta' run with it...

I can't believe,...
I spend my time in a den of Trump supporters that can't take a fart joke...

I give up... :-?

Web,.. I need help...
Tell me your not a fartocondriac... :-?

Title: Re: Florida Woman Attacks Farting Husband
Post by pg on 12/22/15 at 22:29:34

Title: Re: Florida Woman Attacks Farting Husband
Post by justin_o_guy2 on 12/23/15 at 01:00:40

Pretty much stops being a joke when physical assault is involved.
Why is that not understood?

Title: Re: Florida Woman Attacks Farting Husband
Post by WebsterMark on 12/23/15 at 06:36:58

5A454344595E6F5F6F57454902300 wrote:

Pretty much stops being a joke when physical assault is involved.
Why is that not understood?

I'm not clever like the rest of you so don't know how to post video directly into thread but this one's for you Jog....

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=B65mtE2TN1w

Title: Re: Florida Woman Attacks Farting Husband
Post by WebsterMark on 12/23/15 at 06:57:25

Normally Jog, I'd tend to side with you in a dispute with Sew (other than 9/11 stuff) but my early New Years resolution is to fight against this trend of humor offending people so much. Hell, before you know it, we'll have an a cabinet level goverment agency charged with enforcing approved humor.

Contest idea: what would we call that department? We have the ATF, FBI, EPA etc..... what's a good name for Uncle Sam's humor agency?.....

Title: Re: Florida Woman Attacks Farting Husband
Post by Serowbot on 12/23/15 at 07:01:56

"After another butt trumpet, the man said his wife started elbowing and kicking him again,"

Butt trumpet... ;D ;D ;D...

Cum'on JOG... that's funny... ;)

I've had girlfriends do worse, for less...
Never called the police over it... :P
Dude needs to grow a pair...

Title: Re: Florida Woman Attacks Farting Husband
Post by WebsterMark on 12/23/15 at 07:04:56

Here's my entry:

DIC. Department Investigating Chuckles
Of course their agents would be know as Dics.

Title: Re: Florida Woman Attacks Farting Husband
Post by Serowbot on 12/23/15 at 07:07:17

I'm applying now... 8-)

Title: Re: Florida Woman Attacks Farting Husband
Post by justin_o_guy2 on 12/23/15 at 07:42:27

et, the man said his wife started elbowing and kicking him again,"

However lighthearted the descriptive terms are for the farting, being elbowed and kicked isn't.
I thought I was the supposed heartless one.
Would it still be funny if she just stabbed him with a real short knife?
How long would the blade need to be before it stopped being funny?
Maybe if she shot him, in a toe, with a 22, it could be funny, right?
Of course, a 45 to tight, .no, not funny.

Sorry, I have principles. Assault isn't funny.

Title: Re: Florida Woman Attacks Farting Husband
Post by Serowbot on 12/23/15 at 07:46:13

0A151314090E3F0F3F07151952600 wrote:

Maybe if she shot him, in a toe, with a 22, it could be funny, right?
Of course, a 45 to tight, .no, not funny.

Nailed it...

Title: Re: Florida Woman Attacks Farting Husband
Post by MnSpring on 12/23/15 at 15:31:49

7066716C74616C77030 wrote:

" ... Nailed it... "

Bot, let’s see if I have your thoughts right.

A, natural function of a Human, and almost every Mammal, when dealt with by, ‘Physical Violence”, is Funny. ?

So, ’someone’, beats the living crap out of you, with their, (let’s say hands), it is ‘Funny’.

But if they use a, firearm, in defense, it is horrible. ???

Or if a woman, physically, (with hands), beats a Man, it is perfectly OK.
Yet if a Man, physically, (with hands), beats a Woman, it is Bad?

Please explain.

Title: Re: Florida Woman Attacks Farting Husband
Post by Serowbot on 12/23/15 at 15:45:24

You Righty's are so "Politically Correct".... ;D

If Trump had said it,... you'd be rollin' in aisle with laughter...

Don't even pretend it ain't true... ::)

Title: Re: Florida Woman Attacks Farting Husband
Post by MnSpring on 12/23/15 at 16:14:20

4553445941545942360 wrote:

You Righty's are so "Politically Correct".... ;D

Reminds me of a old T.V. show, ‘ Family Feud ‘, when, the Host, (Given a totally lame, answer), would turn away from the contestants, and, ‘Roll His Eyes’, for the tv camera, and say, ‘Good Answer”
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Florida Woman Attacks Farting Husband
Post by justin_o_guy2 on 12/24/15 at 20:14:29

No, I'm intellectually honest, and I'm stable. Right is right, wrong is wrong. Had Trump suggested that was funny, I'd be disappointed.
That you would, honestly, I'm shocked. There is nothing funny about assault. And, the point that had He assaulted Her would've wound you up sounds right to me. Naturally, you can't admit that, because that would prove that you don't have a true right and wrong, that you're actually a sexist and intellectually dishonest.
Be careful what you bring to the tall table. You might accidentally find a deeper challenge than expected.
You're incorrect in your belief that my opinion on the event would change depending on who thought it was funny. I'm nobody's sycophant.

Title: Re: Florida Woman Attacks Farting Husband
Post by MnSpring on 12/25/15 at 17:04:00

A-Yep !

Title: Re: Florida Woman Attacks Farting Husband
Post by verslagen1 on 12/25/15 at 19:43:45

122027363120370824372E450 wrote:

what's a good name for Uncle Sam's humor agency?.....

FART = Feckless And Ridiculous Turds.