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Message started by oldNslow on 12/01/15 at 18:07:48

Title: Gonna need new warning stickers on motorcycles now
Post by oldNslow on 12/01/15 at 18:07:48

WTF!


http://www.insidebayarea.com/california/ci_29176560/marin-man-loses-appellate-ruling-motorcycle-erection-lawsuit

Title: Re: Gonna need new warning stickers on motorcycles
Post by justin_o_guy2 on 12/01/15 at 18:34:50

Dude needs a girlfriend.

Title: Re: Gonna need new warning stickers on motorcycles
Post by jcstokes on 12/01/15 at 18:45:03

You Americans do appear to be a somewhat litigious people.

Title: Re: Gonna need new warning stickers on motorcycles
Post by justin_o_guy2 on 12/01/15 at 19:39:37

Dude, you say that just ONE more Time and I'll Sue you!

Title: Re: Gonna need new warning stickers on motorcycles
Post by Serowbot on 12/01/15 at 22:01:02

Whadda' wanker.... :-?...

Title: Re: Gonna need new warning stickers on motorcycles
Post by justin_o_guy2 on 12/01/15 at 22:08:23

Well, I thought it was funny..

Title: Re: Gonna need new warning stickers on motorcycles
Post by jcstokes on 12/01/15 at 23:50:07

In some respects, motorcycling may help impotence, might set a whole generation of WW2 babies and post war boomers back on bikes.

Title: Re: Gonna need new warning stickers on motorcycles
Post by justin_o_guy2 on 12/02/15 at 07:31:37

I'd think it would have more effect on women. But, none here have declared their undying love for their Thumper.

Title: Re: Gonna need new warning stickers on motorcycles
Post by Gus on 12/02/15 at 07:33:57

Some people simply don't have enough to keep them occupied. REALLY?????

Title: Re: Gonna need new warning stickers on motorcycles
Post by justin_o_guy2 on 12/02/15 at 07:43:17

Gus, you raise an interesting point. I know, I didn't slow down until things happened to simply force me to. I lived quite a few early years without a T.V., but, when MTV came out, okay, Now I needed a T.V.. But, I rode a ten speed, when I wasn't working, or my motorcycle, or was out carousing and playing pool, tossing frisbee, drinking beer,
Life is a buffet table, and the menu is Huge, why people sit down at
Soap operas and conflict
And load their plates up there, I don't know.

Title: Re: Gonna need new warning stickers on motorcycles
Post by Dave on 12/02/15 at 08:09:50

Don't show that article to my wife - she already wonders why I enjoy riding so much! ;)

Title: Re: Gonna need new warning stickers on motorcycles
Post by Gus on 12/02/15 at 08:16:21

Hehehe Dave! Oh oh.
Justin- We still don't have TV service. Never could get past the stupidity of the commercials. Anymore, from what I see, the programming isn't much better. But that's a whole nuther thread![ch55357][ch56882]. . . .

Title: Re: Gonna need new warning stickers on motorcycles
Post by Kris01 on 12/02/15 at 17:55:04

If drug companies can come up with a random illness (like RLS - Restless Leg Syndrome) and market their products to the morons who buy into this crap then why can't a man sue a motorcycle company for priapism? Seems fair to me!

::)


By the way, I tend to bounce my leg sometimes. It's normal...I think. Do I need to call the 800 number and get something for my "condition"?

I think the U.S. is only 1 of 2 countries that allows drug companies to advertise on TV. I may be wrong.

Title: Re: Gonna need new warning stickers on motorcycles
Post by Art Webb on 12/04/15 at 09:37:01

RLS is not 'bouncing your leg sometimes' and it's not made up. It's a thing that happens where your legs will not stop moving in your sleep
You may kick your partner (if so equipped) steadily all night, run in place, etc, and you can't control it
My ex had it for a while (apparently caused by another drug she was on) and she's not a moron

Title: Re: Gonna need new warning stickers on motorcycles
Post by Sonny on 12/04/15 at 10:20:56

Sounds like the plaintiff needed to bone up on the law before bringing this suit. Or he should have withdrawn earlier. I hope this wasn't a case of premature adjudication. Oh forget it... I'm sorry...  8-)

Title: Re: Gonna need new warning stickers on motorcycles
Post by Art Webb on 12/04/15 at 11:24:02

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Gonna need new warning stickers on motorcycles
Post by Serowbot on 12/04/15 at 12:17:18

If they ever do put a slicker like that on bikes... it may be the only sticker I leave on...
It should go right across the top of the tank...


Quote:
                     WARNING!
This vehicle may cause spontaneous erections!...

Title: Re: Gonna need new warning stickers on motorcycles
Post by MMRanch on 12/04/15 at 21:24:11

I've seen a few bikes that have caused a siring in some "Deep-Part" of me , but it never made me want to "Sue" anybody !  ;D

That Yamaha 400 single turned Scramble I saw on another post a few days ago , caused a "Rise-of-sorts"   ::)



 

Title: Re: Gonna need new warning stickers on motorcycles
Post by old_rider on 12/04/15 at 21:54:29

Its true RLS is real..... I twitch so bad sometimes my wife wakes me up to tell me I am doing it.
I don't sleep in the same bed too often any more... I mostly sleep on the lazy boy in the living room.
And its not just because of the RLS, it is because of back problem also....
Ever see a dog or cat "run" in their sleep?  Yup that's me.... not all the time, but enough it bothers the wife.
And I refuse to take drugs for it.... mostly just muscle relaxers with some kind of sleep meds in them...make you feel lethargic in the mornings.

But as far as the bike getting him horny.... I think a few dudes would like to buy the bike from him and let their wives ride it a couple times! ::)

Title: Re: Gonna need new warning stickers on motorcycles
Post by Art Webb on 12/06/15 at 20:43:06


6B6860766D606176040 wrote:
But as far as the bike getting him horny.... I think a few dudes would like to buy the bike from him and let their wives ride it a couple times! ::)

I think that's what Harleys are for, potato potato potato wooo!

Title: Re: Gonna need new warning stickers on motorcycles
Post by Dave on 12/07/15 at 05:23:18


Quote:
                     WARNING!
This vehicle may cause spontaneous erections!...


Wonder how many of those I should get printed?

It might be a great stocking stuffer!


Title: Re: Gonna need new warning stickers on motorcycles
Post by KennyG on 12/07/15 at 23:03:48

Dave,

WARNING!
This vehicle may cause spontaneous erections!...

Get one printed for me.

I can remember when I was kid riding a Triumph I picked up a gal at The Little Pig Diner in Lancaster PA. I had to show her where the saddle horn was, and not to hold it too tight when I was going around a corner...LOL ;)

I wonder if she is still alive.

Kenny G

Title: Re: Gonna need new warning stickers on motorcycles
Post by jcstokes on 12/08/15 at 00:51:41

Serowbot, reality is, when you're past sixty, you probably won't get spontaneous erection thingy's. Even if you love yoúr Savage, LS650, S40.

Title: Re: Gonna need new warning stickers on motorcycles
Post by Dave on 12/08/15 at 04:18:26


2C253532292D2335460 wrote:
Serowbot, reality is, when you're past sixty, you probably won't get spontaneous erection thingy's. Even if you love yoúr Savage, LS650, S40.


So......I only got 15 more days to enjoy myself? :-?

Title: Re: Gonna need new warning stickers on motorcycles
Post by KennyG on 12/08/15 at 06:23:35

Dave,

I can assure you that it need not end when you are 60.

They told me "Use It Or Lose It" and it has worked for me.

Kenny G

Title: Re: Gonna need new warning stickers on motorcycles
Post by Art Webb on 12/09/15 at 08:14:15

Use it or loose it is Nature's law, and applies to most everything
All the ED meds on TV these days would be a lot less necessary if folks tended to their urges, and there are sex therapists who can tell you tales of men who, through neglect, lost their ability to get an erection, and then regained it through use

Title: Re: Gonna need new warning stickers on motorcycles
Post by KennyG on 12/09/15 at 09:40:56

Art,

I am not going to let mine idle for more a few days at a time.

Kenny G

Title: Re: Gonna need new warning stickers on motorcycles
Post by jcstokes on 12/09/15 at 09:47:26

Some of us are like antique cars, rally twice a year and have to be hand crank started.

Title: Re: Gonna need new warning stickers on motorcycles
Post by Art Webb on 12/09/15 at 10:04:59


7A7363647F7B7563100 wrote:
Some of us are like antique cars, rally twice a year and have to be hand crank started.

Not good for a car, why would it be good for the man parts?
Mine gets at least weekly use, so it won't become weakly use  ;D

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