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Title: I seem to be,... ...mutating... Post by Serowbot on 11/22/15 at 22:14:01 Gulp... :-?... No superpowers or anything,...but,... the hair in my ears and nose,... ...just keeps growing,... I'm finding hairs on my lower back, and arms,... that I could braid... I keep checking for bald spots on my head,.. ...to see if it's a mass migration... :-?... If I ever do go bald,... I can just quit trimming my eyebrows and comb it back... I have enough hair clogs in my shower drain,... you'd think I have a herd of cats... I don't even like cats... :-/... I may be the missing link... :-?... Even my teeth feel furry... I just brushed!... :-?... On the bright side,.. I must be burning considerable calories feeding all this... :-/... TMI... right?... :-/... I just freaked out a little today,... when I saw a spider's thread on my arm,... blowing in the wind as I rode... When I yanked it off... it hurt... :-?... I may be a werewolf... :-?... |
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Title: Re: I seem to be,... ...mutating... Post by LANCER on 11/23/15 at 05:30:22 Well, realizing the truth and facing it head on is the best advice. All you can do is make the best of it. Lemons = >= Lemonade :) The more hair you have the fewer clothes you will need in the winter. ;) Don't think I'm making fun of you dude, because I ARE ONE TOO. Every 2-3 months I need to take the hair clippers and go head to toe. When I'm done there is a whole pile of stuff to sweep up. My wife does my back for me, and other areas, or the whole thing if I'm in the mood. ;D |
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Title: Re: I seem to be,... ...mutating... Post by justin_o_guy2 on 11/23/15 at 06:27:22 I used to stop shaving a coupla months before drivers license time, hoping for a beard. I still can't grow a beard, but I can do the mustache/ goatee thing. I've had my goatee for about three years. Everything else, shaves easy, I see women with more arm hair. When I was in boot camp I didn't shave. Of COURSE, Everyone Had to shave, I just slathered up, slid the razor around. , but the blade was in my foot locker. |
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Title: Re: I seem to be,... ...mutating... Post by Ed L. on 11/23/15 at 07:05:20 Don't feel bad, I'm getting more hair on my ears and arms and less on my head. Don't think I'm loosing any, :D it's just moving around my body. |
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Title: Re: I seem to be,... ...mutating... Post by verslagen1 on 11/23/15 at 07:39:29 You sure it's not a superpower? Do you find the alarm clock snoozed without you moving? Do wrenches appear next to you when you're wrenching? It's them hairs. |
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Title: Re: I seem to be,... ...mutating... Post by Art Webb on 11/23/15 at 09:00:18 Lol I've always been a hairy bastard, it is getting worse as I age, even as the hair on my head is going away (it's mostly gone, on top, except a few stubborn survivors) I have an awesome beard now I've been letting it grow, folks are hinting I might be Santy Clause |
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Title: Re: I seem to be,... ...mutating... Post by Dave on 11/23/15 at 11:06:54 I am starting to grow thick nose hairs......next thing you know my nostrils will look like Caterpillars that have been turned inside-out! |
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Title: Re: I seem to be,... ...mutating... Post by Ed L. on 11/23/15 at 13:42:11 I really hate long nose hairs, they get caught in beer can flip tabs and draw tears to my eyes when they get yanked out. ;D >:( |
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Title: Re: I seem to be,... ...mutating... Post by gerald.hughes on 11/23/15 at 16:24:53 Simple really. It is just gravity. As you get older, the force of gravity pulls the hairs from your head and exits them out of your nose and ears. Don't know where the lower back hair is coming from. I know you don't have a mullet. |
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Title: Re: I seem to be,... ...mutating... Post by gizzo on 11/23/15 at 22:02:14 I heard that as you get older, the skin on top of your head gets thicker. So the hair finds an easier way and comes out your ears and nose instead....... :D |
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Title: Re: I seem to be,... ...mutating... Post by DesertRat on 11/26/15 at 10:51:09 my girl calls the back hair "spiders", they grow legs in clumps! my buddy at school has ear hairs long enough to braid! and my "fur" has taken over, caveman style |
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Title: Re: I seem to be,... ...mutating... Post by Serowbot on 11/26/15 at 13:37:47 I blame motorcycling,... I evolving follicular padding and windbreaks... :-?... |
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Title: Re: I seem to be,... ...mutating... Post by Sonny on 11/30/15 at 21:40:47 I got the ear and nose hair going on too, Serow. I think it is an evolutionary advantage. As we get older, there is more and more we don't want to hear and don't want to smell. ;) |
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Title: Re: I seem to be,... ...mutating... Post by thumperclone on 11/30/15 at 22:01:13 most things get better with age except bananas |
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