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Message started by Dave on 07/22/15 at 11:13:09

Title: How to calm an angry motorist!
Post by Dave on 07/22/15 at 11:13:09

Is this the new method to calm an angry motorist?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CGX07gFJho

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CGX07gFJho[/media]

Title: Re: How to calm an angry motorist!
Post by Art Webb on 07/22/15 at 11:16:38

Lol, Good dog

Title: Re: How to calm an angry motorist!
Post by Serowbot on 07/22/15 at 11:30:48

Can't argue with that... literally... :-?...

Title: Re: How to calm an angry motorist!
Post by verslagen1 on 07/22/15 at 11:38:51

Talk to the teeth. :-?

Title: Re: How to calm an angry motorist!
Post by Art Webb on 07/22/15 at 11:47:11

This actaully reminds me
A neighbor of mine who knows I'm a Gun Guy recently asked me: what sort of gun should I get for home defnese?
I asked
I see you have a daughter, does she have her own room?
Yes
Are you a good shot?
Uhhhh
Are you 100% positive you could kill another human being?
Ummmm
the best gun for home defense for you is a dog
He has the prettiest Husky now :)

Title: Re: How to calm an angry motorist!
Post by youzguyz on 07/22/15 at 11:57:48

Kids are grown and gone. Just me and the wife, who doesn't see very well. She has a shotgun with a small flash light on the barrel.
"light him up. It it ain't me, pull the trigger"

Title: Re: How to calm an angry motorist!
Post by Art Webb on 07/22/15 at 12:25:44

Yup. my plan, if i ever get invaded again is
put the bed between me and the door
grab the shotgun
call 911
This plan is based on these facts

I have no kids in other rooms to worry about
I own no material goods worth anyone's life (mine included)
My TV is a thrift shop special i got for $25, my PC was $300 at Walmart, and no one with any sense steals strength training equipment
I don't need to prove my manhood by stalking through the house like a (Sh*thead who thinks he's a) commando
I don't want to have to go to court if I don't have to

Now if they enter my room, I assume they want me, not my goods, and they will have a problem

but let;s not hijack this thread any further

Title: Re: How to calm an angry motorist!
Post by verslagen1 on 07/22/15 at 12:38:14

75666063717676140 wrote:

the best gun for home defense for you is a dog
He has the prettiest Husky now :)

Yup, talk to the teeth.
You can't fart by the mailbox w/out setting mine off.
Still working on teaching them to sneak up from behind and bite in the a$$.

Title: Re: How to calm an angry motorist!
Post by old_rider on 07/22/15 at 14:09:12

Had a friend in Illinois who had a Doberman, his bestest buddy, right friendly too.
I used to go over to his place about twice a week after work for a beer or two.
So he calls me one Saturday to help him load a freezer into his truck at a co-workers house.
I get there, they are in the garage cause I hear them talking, and buddy (the dawg) was in the truck lookin' at them from the passenger side.
As I walk buy the truck I reach in from the driver side and call buddy over to pet him..... bad move.... (he had already looked my way twice as I walked up) he bit me, not real bone deep or arm drag off hard, but hard enough to draw some blood.
And then he commenced to mad dog bark and snarl at me until I backed away from the truck.
Turns out Jeff had trained him to guard the truck, thanks Jeff, for telling me.... and some how we had never discussed the subject.
But yeah, very good deterrent, but I don't like cleaning up poop, or drool that isn't mine, so I don't have a four legged buddy.

Title: Re: How to calm an angry motorist!
Post by Art Webb on 07/23/15 at 07:35:43

A classic

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his pack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, "Jesus is watching you."

He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight out, and froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promised himself a vacation after the next big score, then clicked the light on and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard,

"Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shone his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?", he hissed at the parrot.

"Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you."

The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"

"Moses," replied the bird.

"Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a birdMoses?"

"The kind of people that would name a Rottweiller Jesus."

Just gotta say it
if I burgled a house and found a Rotty in there, I'd sure name it Jesus
"Oh Jesus no don't bite me!"
;D

BTW OR, not all dogs drool, and if they poop in th yard along the fence, you really don't need to pick the stuff up ;D